Just A Spoonful of Eros Helps the Penis Go In

Have you ever wondered how Mary Poppins was able to fit all those items in her bag or float easily through the air? I believe I have uncovered the secret in Eros light. Check out what it can do in the bedroom too.
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Pros
Long lasting, Great texture, Thin and smooth.
Cons
Cannot be used with silicone toys. It needs soap to wash off skin and fabrics.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
you find the fun and snap!
The job's a game

Now every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! Aspree!
It's very clear to me

That a...
Spoonful of Eros helps the penis go in
The penis go in-n
The penis go in
Just a spoonful of Eros helps the penis go in
In a most delightful way

Eros light is a silicone lube that can be used in a variety of ways. It can be used to help with PIV (penis in vagina) sex, anal sex, toy insertion, masturbation, or massage. Because it is made of silicone it does not easily absorb in to the skin. This means that it holds its slickness longer so only a little is needed.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Please rub me off when
I shake hands with you
Or blow on my cock
And that's lucky too

This is the first silicone lube we have tried and we have loved it so far. The Eros light is exactly that, light. It is very slick, provides great movement, and I barely even know it's there. Unlike some water based lubes I have used, this does not feel sticky and is very easy to pour. One thing to realize is that since it does not easily absorb in to the skin, you must wash it off with soap and water. Also, silicone lubes have been known to be difficult to wash out of clothes and sheets. We used a towel to clean up and it washed out of it just fine.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Let's go slam the ham
Up to the highest height
Let's go spank the wank
And send it soaring

Eros light has no discernible taste or smell. While I might not mind getting a little in my mouth, I would not want to swallow any amount. If it does not absorb in to the skin what will it do in your stomach?
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

Oh, supergasmfragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supergasmfragilisticexpialidocious!

Overall, this lube worked like a charm. I was amazed at how little of this product we had to use and how long it lasted. Please remember that silicone lubes can interact with silicone and rubber toys causing them to break down. Another great thing about Eros is that it is glycerin-free and paraben-free.
    • Feels natural
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Performance

Personal comments

Let me apologize if trying to make Mary Poppins erotic has negatively affected anyone's childhood memories.
Follow-up commentary
I started to notice that after I used this for masturbation or handjobs that my penis would be itchy the next morning. I didn't think much about it the first time bu after the second time I thought it was weird and after the third time I was done. We still use it for anal stimulation with no problems but the itchy penis is kinda a deal breaker.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    very cute review...bit disturbing but then again they have been pointing out the erotic aspect of Mary Poppins for years is college classes! It works, and so does Eros Light Love.
  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    Excellent!
    Enjoyed this review.
  • Contributor: B8trDude
    Love it! Great review - now I've got those @#$% songs stuck in my head!
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Ha ha! Loved the lyrics.
    I've only tried Pjur's Med Clean, but am impressed with this company.
  • Contributor: Jill Ingoff
    itchy penis? oh yikes! did you find out which ingredient you're allergic to?
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    TY!
  • Contributor: KRD
    thanks!
  • Contributor: invisiblehat
    Charming review! Thank you!
  • Contributor: xxxbluexxx
    THANKS FOR THE REVIEW!
  • Contributor: JADE76
    thanks for review
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