JO warming lubricant - water based lube review by TacoODoom

JO warming lubricant

Lubricant discontinued
by System JO

left me wanting

There are so many good lubes on the market, it's a real shame this isn't one of them. System JO makes some great stuff, I was really bummed out when this fell horridly short of my expectations.

Published: January 29, 2010

Pros

the bottle cap is sturdy

Cons

dries quickly

Rating by reviewer:

somewhat useful review

Use

This is one of the few lubes I have no love for. It gave me no tingling warming sensation. It dries up quickly, and after a good bit of friction it starts to get flaky and gritty. I can't honestly recommend it, it wasn't at all pleased with it on any level.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I found the texture to be on the runny side, it dried out quickly and started flaking, when we added more lube with hopes of "revival" and oddly, that made it flake worse.

Taste / Aroma

The scent was the only thing i liked about it lube, it reminded me of my favorite lip gloss, vaguely spicy. The taste however is horrid, it's just unpleasant and made my mouth burn. Maybe thats what they meant by warming sensation, if you use it in an oral encounter you get the feeling of a mouth full of red-hots without the cinnamon flavor.

Performance

The lube lasted all of 5 minutes before it started to dry out and flake/crumb up. When we added more to try and re-fresh, it made things worse. I finally had to go scrub up with antibacterial soap and loofa and i still felt a bit gritty. I didn't get any of the promised warm tingles in my nether bits, but as i said earlier when i got some in my mouth it sure did burn.

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TacoODoom

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Darling Dove

I think your review is really sparse and could use some filling out. It's very short, and while you seem to cover most aspects of it, its done in a very dry and concise way that makes it not interesting to read. You also repeat the same points a lot and that makes the review redundant.

I can understand not liking a lube, and you did say why, but perhaps try dripping some on your arm and more accurately describing what it does. Does it work for toy use? or is it bad for toy use as well as skin to skin contact?

01/30/2010
removedacnt

Thanks for the review.

01/30/2010
Sammi

Sorry this one didn't work for you.

01/30/2010
ShadowKitten

eeek, burning isn't good.

10/13/2011
LuciFaery

Thanks for the review!

11/14/2011
lepari

The review was kind of dry and reiterated a lot of points, but I like that it didn't beat around the bush and got on topic. Thank you for the review, I'll definitely consider these things before trying it.

02/07/2012
pynkNymphette

Thanks for the info

02/21/2012
nannaof3

Thanks for sharing

04/18/2012
bh253

Thanks.

05/27/2012
bh253

Thanks.

05/27/2012
BlooJay

Thx for the review!

09/19/2012
Paleandwanton

oh man, bummer about the taste

11/27/2012
Jujubee

ty

12/07/2012