Lube FAIL
These are a novelty item at best. They don't warm like they claim, the taste is horrendous and the thickness is a joke with no staying power. They are more sugar than water based in my opinion and serve no purpose. You would be better off using saliva. I am being generous with 2 stars (one because it can lubricate for a second, and one because it does warm the tongue for four seconds...but not your lady bits).Published: November 8, 2010
Pros:
No, just no. Maybe you can use them as a coffee flavor or something.
Cons:
Way too many to count... SUGAR based, thin, bitter, doesn't warm.
Experience
J and I tried this, but I ended up showering it all away because of the taste. Aside from Vanilla this whole set is one gross fake fruit fest. J refused to do anything once he tried watermelon and I was totally stuck.
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Well then...seeing that I hate vanilla...I would have ZERO fun with this. Great review.
They sound HORRID! Glycerin? Flavoring? SUGAR? Bleash.
Not in a million years. Not only do I hate anything flavored during sex (unless it's natural sexual fluids from either of us) but the additives in these "lubes" are just downright dangerous.
Thanks for the warning.
WOW, sorry you did not have a good experience. I have not found many flavored items that actually are ok.
I try to avoid flavors...I figured I would be open minded....BAD IDEA. I was being generous with 2 stars.
Cinnamon cappuccino sounds pretty good now, though probably not with this stuff. Great review
@darthkitt3n ~ HAHAHA! Now I want one too
Seriously though, please folks, I wouldn't put these in coffee.
Ergh just wrong! Thanks for taking one for the team!
EEP! My bits just cringed I think after reading what is in there
Blech! I'm sorry these were so terrible, but great review nonetheless!
PEACOCK! Seriously. That music was catchy. Loved the comparison.
Thanks, I couldn't resist!
wow. that music. XD