Hot + Sexy warming lubricant Hot + Sexy warming lubricant by Doc Johnson
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Lube FAIL

These are a novelty item at best. They don't warm like they claim, the taste is horrendous and the thickness is a joke with no staying power. They are more sugar than water based in my opinion and serve no purpose. You would be better off using saliva. I am being generous with 2 stars (one because it can lubricate for a second, and one because it does warm the tongue for four seconds...but not your lady bits).
Published: November 8, 2010
Pros:
No, just no. Maybe you can use them as a coffee flavor or something.
Cons:
Way too many to count... SUGAR based, thin, bitter, doesn't warm.
Rating by reviewer:
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Experience
J and I tried this, but I ended up showering it all away because of the taste. Aside from Vanilla this whole set is one gross fake fruit fest. J refused to do anything once he tried watermelon and I was totally stuck.
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~LaUr3n~ (verified)

Well then...seeing that I hate vanilla...I would have ZERO fun with this. Great review.

11/08/2010
P'Gell (verified)

They sound HORRID! Glycerin? Flavoring? SUGAR? Bleash.

Not in a million years. Not only do I hate anything flavored during sex (unless it's natural sexual fluids from either of us) but the additives in these "lubes" are just downright dangerous.

Thanks for the warning.

11/08/2010
TheSexista (verified)

WOW, sorry you did not have a good experience. I have not found many flavored items that actually are ok.

11/08/2010
J's Alley (verified)

I try to avoid flavors...I figured I would be open minded....BAD IDEA. I was being generous with 2 stars.

11/08/2010
darthkitt3n (verified)

Cinnamon cappuccino sounds pretty good now, though probably not with this stuff. Great review

11/08/2010
J's Alley (verified)

@darthkitt3n ~ HAHAHA! Now I want one too

Seriously though, please folks, I wouldn't put these in coffee.

11/08/2010
Airen Wolf (verified)

Ergh just wrong! Thanks for taking one for the team!

11/08/2010
Jobthingy (verified)

EEP! My bits just cringed I think after reading what is in there

11/08/2010
Not here (verified)

Blech! I'm sorry these were so terrible, but great review nonetheless!

11/09/2010
Kayla (verified)

PEACOCK! Seriously. That music was catchy. Loved the comparison.

12/10/2010
J's Alley (verified)

Thanks, I couldn't resist!

12/10/2010
kittychilla (verified)

wow. that music. XD

01/10/2011
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