Maximus wins again
There's a reason it's called Maximus - it's the gladiator of all water-based lubes! I really enjoyed this lubricant. There's no odor or taste, and it's thick enough for anal play and not stringy or oddly textured. 5 stars!Published: December 10, 2008
Pros:
Thick enough for anal, won't interact with condoms or toys, odor and taste free, neat pump bottle.
Cons:
May sting a little with extra-sensitive people.
Maximus is one of an infinity of personal lubricants out there. It's water-based. There are probably a zillion other water-based lubes out there, though.
So what's so different about this lubricant?
Look at the ratings on this lube. Look at the comments and the rest of the reviews. Do you see anyone that hated it? Do you see anyone who's tried it that even just kind-of didn't like it?
Of course not.
You don't see bad reviews for Maximus because it's a high-quality, junk-free lube that doesn't use gimmicks to sell itself. It won't break you out. It won't interfere with your condoms, toys, or whatever else you've got going on. It won't leave a sticky residue behind or stain your stuff. It won't taste icky if you get some in your mouth. It won't dry out every 5 seconds. It's thick enough to use for anal lube.
There's a reason why this lube is so popular. It's just a really good product overall. And with the awesome pump-bottle, it won't go to waste or get lost in the bed, either.
And we all know how much velocity can get behind a lube-covered bottle in the heat of the moment when it flies off the bed.
Maximus lube has a great consistency as well. It's not goopy or stringy. It easily stumps two of the 'leading' water-based lubricants; it doesn't drip and slide everywhere like Astroglide does, and it doesn't dry up fast and burn like KY. It's also thick enough for anal play without being too thick for vaginal play. It feels pretty close to the real thing.
And it lasts. You won't have to constantly reapply.
I gave this product 5 stars. If you're looking for a great water-based anal lube, look no farther - this is it.
So what's so different about this lubricant?
Look at the ratings on this lube. Look at the comments and the rest of the reviews. Do you see anyone that hated it? Do you see anyone who's tried it that even just kind-of didn't like it?
Of course not.
You don't see bad reviews for Maximus because it's a high-quality, junk-free lube that doesn't use gimmicks to sell itself. It won't break you out. It won't interfere with your condoms, toys, or whatever else you've got going on. It won't leave a sticky residue behind or stain your stuff. It won't taste icky if you get some in your mouth. It won't dry out every 5 seconds. It's thick enough to use for anal lube.
There's a reason why this lube is so popular. It's just a really good product overall. And with the awesome pump-bottle, it won't go to waste or get lost in the bed, either.
And we all know how much velocity can get behind a lube-covered bottle in the heat of the moment when it flies off the bed.
Maximus lube has a great consistency as well. It's not goopy or stringy. It easily stumps two of the 'leading' water-based lubricants; it doesn't drip and slide everywhere like Astroglide does, and it doesn't dry up fast and burn like KY. It's also thick enough for anal play without being too thick for vaginal play. It feels pretty close to the real thing.
And it lasts. You won't have to constantly reapply.
I gave this product 5 stars. If you're looking for a great water-based anal lube, look no farther - this is it.
Experience
I loved this fantastic lube. It's thick enough for anal but not goopy or slimy. It works great for toy-play or whatever else you want to do with it as well. The bottle is very convenient and doesn't really look like a sexual lubricant, so it can just be left on the nightstand by the bed if you like (that's where mine stays!). I didn't find that it tasted bad or left behind any sort of residue or odor.
It did sting the tiniest bit on me anally, but I believe that was my body not being ready, not the lubricant.
It did sting the tiniest bit on me anally, but I believe that was my body not being ready, not the lubricant.
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I know most people absolutely love this lube, but when I try to use it, it feels like my genitals are on fire! Could it be due to the parabens? Any thoughts, or any recommendations for another thicker water-based lubricant?
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I'm not sure if it's kosher to mention a competitor's product here, but BabeLube is a wonderful water-based lube that's comparable in thickness to Maximus.
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Maximus is my go-to lube. I have very sensitive skin and have never had a problem with it.
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Is Maximus as Great as The Reviews Say?
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Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.
Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.
I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me. -
This is my favorite water-based lube, hands down and without a doubt. It's pretty thick (ideal for backdoor fun). I've fallen asleep with it on my hands and don't wake up with fuzzy or sticky palms (until they get wet, then it reactivates).
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Quote: Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.Maximus is my go to lube, rarely use anything else. It is slightly bitter but not bothersome. It is thicker and also works very well for anal. I never feel the need to wash it off unless I overdue in the heat of passion.
Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.
I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
Try it! Don't think U will be disappointed....:)
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Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
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It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5
I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad -
Quote: It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
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I concur - best lube ever. Thanks for the great review!
Great review! I recommend this lube to everyone! Seriously, even if they don't ask for a recommendation, lol. I really don't like the taste of it, but that's fine with me, because it's just that awesome. :)
5 points for using the word Gladiator in a review. Seriously.
Great review -- sounds like the perfect lube. I'll definitely give it a try.
Thanks In the Pink! I'm glad you liked it
Bulma - thanks! I've taken to recommending it too. It's pretty great.
Adriana - thanks for the points! I can always use those ;)
Rich - Glad you want to try it!
Good review! This is my first lube and I like the way it works. However, my skin stings after play and it's fairly uncomfortable. Is there something you could recommend for someone with extra sensitive skin? Marilyn &
Maximus is Glycerin-free, but isn't paraben free. You may be reacting to those; I'd suggest looking for an all-natural, hypoallergenic, or paraben free lube. I'm sensitive down there too and it can be a pain - it's mostly trial and error to see what reacts with your skin and what doesn't
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