Boob lube - lubricant by Evolved Novelties - review by Jul!a

With a title like "Boob lube," one might expect this bottle of lube to be something you give as a gag gift; something that gets a chuckle and is tossed into a drawer, never to be seen or heard from again. But, despite the overall gag gift appearance, this Boob Lube is actually quite a decent choice. It stays in place well and lasts an admirably long time. The only real down side is that it has parabens in it.

I'd call this slightly more gel-like than runny. It comes out of the bottle easily enough, and doesn't run all over the place as soon as you squirt it out. It does run some as your body heat starts to melt it, for lack of better wording, but stays in place well enough to get the bottle out of the way and get to business. It felt nice between my fingers - smooth, slick, and silky. Very lubricating without feeling greasy.

Even with my nose all up in the lube's business, I still couldn't smell anything other than my own skin or whatever was underneath the lube. I did end up tasting it while reactivating it; it had a slightly sweet taste, but also left a slightly unpleasant tingling on the tongue. Nothing horrible, but I'd try to avoid it if you can.

Considering the extremely novelty appearance of the lube, it performed remarkably well. For plain ol' penis in vagina sex, one application was all that we needed. With prolonged skin-on-skin contact like a hand job or a massage, we did end up having to reapply once or twice, but surprisingly didn't have to when used for titty fucking, for lack of better wording. After we were done there was a little bit of a residue type feeling that we could feel, but it didn't bother us enough to want to have to clean it off. However, if you want to clean it off, a damp washcloth or wipe should do the trick.

There's nothing discreet at all about this bottle of lube. It's got a photo of a woman covering her breasts with her arms and says "Boob lube" in fairly large letters and "titty fucking lube" in smaller letters underneath that. It doesn't actually say how much is in the bottle, but the bottle is relatively small; easily held in the hand and can easily be traveled with. The product page tells me this is the 2 ounce bottle. The click cap works like a shampoo bottle and isn't overly sensitive to being brushed.

It has directions and warnings in 4 languages and a short list of ingredients: purified water (aqua), propylene glycol, sodium carboxy methyl cellulose, methyl paraben, and propyl paraben.

The glycol and the cellulose are mostly to get the consistency of the lube, and the two parabens are preservatives. That being said, some folks do react negatively to them and if you have in the past you'll want to avoid this lube.

Overall, this seems to be a pretty great lube, despite the ridiculously novelty appearance. My husband really liked that it only took one application in his Fleshlight, when a lot of the other lubes we have take at least 2. I liked that I never seemed to need to reapply it and that it seems to stay nice and smooth pretty much the whole time. For us, this is easily a 5 star lube, given the price and how well it works for us. Ideally, it'd get a 4 and a half, but since I can't give half stars and the parabens are a big issue for a lot of other people, I bumped it down to a 4.