Mr. Thick Dick - jack off lube by Pipedream - review by Mamastoys

Mr. Thick Dick is not what it is cracked up to be. We have ordered several items from Pipedreams and have been relatively pleased with them. However, this is the exception to the rule. I ordered this as a joke and boy was it! Hubby and I tried one day just to see what it would do. Absolutely nothing is what it did. He could not feel anything with it and I couldn’t tell he had anything on. Had I not put the cream on him myself, I would have thought he didn’t even put it on.

After putting it on, he waited a few minutes to see if it actually enlarged his penis. We didn’t take a tape measure out or anything like that but looks and feel were enough to tell us that it didn’t do anything.

It was easy enough to apply and was absorbed quickly but that is about all the good I have to say about it. I couldn’t smell anything and the taste was terrible. It definitely shouldn’t be used during oral sex if you are going for a flavored sensation.

We even tried it again using a cock ring but there was still no effect. We tried a little amount and then a larger amount but nothing. I would not recommend this cream for any reason. There are other products out there that work much better.

The tube was small but that is ok because you probably won’t ever use it all up. After a couple of tries with it, the tube ended up in the bottom back corner of our toy rawer and may never see daylight or night light again! This definitely gets zero stars from us. I’m just glad we ordered it as a joke and were not depending on it to actually do anything. This is one product that I think could be eliminated and replaced with something better.