Climax Bursts 2 Go - lubricant discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Angel deSanguine

What initially drew me to the Climax Bursts 2 Go was the ability to try five different types of water based lube with one neat little package. The fact that they were in single use packets (two of each type) was also of interest as my husband and I like to take small trips and carry along a few toys and lube and the convenience of not having to worry about a larger, leaky bottle was appealing. The five varieties of lube contained in this cute little box are Tingling, Anal, Cooling, Warming and Aphrodisiac.

The first person to give one a go was my husband. He grabbed the warming lube and his Fleshlight and had a play session, then spilled the details. The first thing he mentioned was the fact the lube got very sticky in a relatively short time period, making for a somewhat unpleasant experience. As he was detailing this, an odd look crossed his face and he stated that he was burning (this was AFTER rinsing the lube off because of the sticky factor!) He also determined that lube had gotten into his urethra because the first inch or so inside burned like fire, which it had not prior to use of the warming lube.

I had intended to use the tingling lube first however, a bit more wary after my husband's experience, I opted instead to use the aphrodisiac. The first thing I noticed was the viscosity - this is nice and thick for a water based lube! The beads pop at the slightest touch, so there is not a strange texture to the lube, no graininess that I had expected. The smell is pretty much nonexistent, but the taste is absolutely HORRIBLE. This is definitely not something you want to use if oral is even a remote possibility, this stuff tastes foul. It had a nice slickness to it, though not as slippery as the JO H2O that I regularly use. I applied a small amount to my clit and waited (with the reaction my husband had, I did not want to be overzealous and set myself on fire) and waited... and waited. Nothing. So I applied a bit more (roughly half of the packet) and still nothing. Hmm. On went the whole packet and finally I could feel a little tiny bit of something, a very VERY slight warmth. So slight that if I did any stimulation at all, even simply manual stimulation, it overpowered the feeling of warmth. The lack of enhancement of any kind to speak of, coupled with the fact that this stuff gets sticky fast left me annoyed.

The third use out of this set was the anal lubricant. One thing in particular that disturbed me about the anal lube (as well as the tingling lube) is that it contains talc, which is not a very friendly ingredient and, had I known it was in not one, but two of the lubes in this set, I would not have ordered it. That fact aside, the anal lube is quite thick, which for me is a very desirable quality as I require a bit of a work up and a thin lube runs too quickly. I applied the lube to the plug I was intending to use and then to my ass, which almost immediately began to burn. I waited a few moments, slid the plug in and began to use the hitachi on my clit, however, within 10 minutes, the burning had increased and I had to stop what I was doing and wash off the lube, which was already starting to become sticky. I am sitting here, writing this review 40 minutes later and my ass still burns...

I had intended to use all five lubes before writing the review, however, with the reactions I and my husband have had with the types we have tried so far, coupled with the fact they get sticky so quickly, these will just be going into the trash.