Boy butter - lubricant discontinued by Churn Style - review by SecretToyMan

I really love Boy Butter. I don't feel it needs an extended review because it is a fairly simple product. It looks and feels just like Crisco. My wife tells me this all the time. It even kinda smells like Crisco to be honest. But I really don't mind because that's what makes this product so cool. It doesn't have any odd fragrances, it isn't too thin, and it doesn't dry up. So that means you need no reapplication, and you don't have to worry about allergic reactions from fragrances.

My wife won't let me use this on her beautiful bed sheets. It is very oily and it hard to clean. If you put the sheets in the wash it actually just makes things worse. My wife had to pretreat the spots before she washes the sheets just to ensure the spots come out. It doesn't stain, but it leaves those oil spots that everyone hates because they never really go away fully.

I like the feel. It's thick and "sloshy" as I like to say. It feels like sex because it is a thick and intense lubrication. It makes me cum really fast, which I could do without sometimes. But this isn't so bad since when I'm jacking off, I want to cum quickly and get it over with. But I wouldn't use this during sex otherwise you could have some issues...

1. Yeast infections - My wife is prone to them. The ingredients in Boy Butter can easily give you one. Every time we've tried to use it she has had a terrible yeast infection so we eventually stopped once we realized that Boy Butter was the culprit.

2. Urinary Tract Infections - I have gotten one myself ONE TIME after using this stuff. That was because I didn't have to pee after cumming which is pretty unusual for me, but it happened. My wife on the other hand, is also prone to these, and has gotten them every time as well.

3. It's too thick - Personally, I feel this product is too thick to use as a lube for sex anyway. It just feels weird.

So as much as I love it, this is just a jack off lubricant.

Anyhow, this stuff really gets the job done when you're frustrated and need something to give you that earth shaking orgasm quickly and efficiently. It's just pretty messy and that's the downfall. The tub is really cool looking, but definitely not discreet. It's the same as the tub on the profile. It says "personal lubricant" and "boy butter" so I think anyone would know what it is. I ended up scooping it into a squeeze bottle to avoid any awkwardness if someone were to find it.

I love this stuff. I love it a lot. It's something I can enjoy when I want to please myself and do it right. I use an old sheet so my wife doesn't get upset about the oil. DO NOT use it in the shower because it leaves the tub a little greasy for some reason and my wife slipped. It was really stupid and I felt terrible.

It is oil based so avoid using it with any toys that are not compatible with oil based products. Also, don't use it with condoms. It actually has vegetable oil which is why it is so much like crisco!

Ingredients:

Partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, Glycerin, Polysorbate 60, Glyceryl Stearate, Phenyl Trimethicone, Glyceryl Distearate

Always loved this product and always will! My right hand product, just like the title. Aside from the oily properties, this product is just perfect in my eyes. I wish there was a water-based version of it.