Original masturbating lube - lubricant by Evolved Novelties - review by Yoda

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No frills, just thrills

A relatively long lasting lube best used with masturbation sleeves. Light, slick, and refreshingly plain. This lube does the trick.
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Pros:
A little goes a long way
Odorless
Cons:
Only ideal for external use
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
It seems to me that a good lubricant shouldn't be too hard to make. To start, make it slippery, very slippery. Make it taste and smell like nothing at all. Make it last a long time. And lastly, make it safe for us to use for whatever conceivable purpose. And yet for some reason, there are so many poor lubes out there. Some sting as soon as you put them on, some taste awful, and some last for mere moments before gumming up.

As far as lubes go, this one is something of an oddity. While designed for use with masturbation sleeves, I found that it performed extremely well for this purpose. However, I found that for other purposes, it was sub-par.

Clear in colour, I found this lube to be wholly un-offensive to the senses. I detected no smell to speak of, and as for its taste, I was delighted to find that it was mildly sweet like artificial sweetener. I also found that contact with the skin left no itchiness, pain, or iritation. You'd think this would be a given in the world of personal lubricants, but having tried several lubes that did in fact begin to sting during use, I no longer take comfort ease-of-use for granted.

As for performance, this lube went on smooth and did its job admirably. I used it with a fleshlight (I don't recall the name of the inner texture, though). As expected it was quite slippery, and I was surprised to find that it lasted much longer than any previous water-based lubricant I'd tried. Re-application was needed only twice before my time was up, although I'm not sure if this could be spun as a pro for the lubricant, or a con for my sexual stamina.

Where this lube falls short is its list of ingredients. I suppose that in recent years I've become accustomed to paraben-free, glycerine-free, and herbally infused lubricants, and when choosing a product to use in bed with my wife, I must admit that I tend to look for the high-end stuff. So when I see parabens listed on a label, I tend to move on, regardless of whether or not a product claims to be "safe".

All in all, a great lubricant for masturbating. But unfortunately, that's all it is.
Follow-up commentary
By saying I don't like it, I don't mean to say that I hate it, I just didn't like it much to begin with. It is good for masturbation sleeves, but that's it. And since I don't use sleeves much these days, I don't have much use for this stuff.
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Comments
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review.
  • surreptitious
    surreptitious  
    It`s a shame that things containing parabens can still claim whatever they`d like about the safety of their products. Thanks for reviewing!
  • Fluke
    Fluke  
    Good tip on the parabens
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    Great review, thanks so much !
  • Becky Lee
    Becky Lee  
    Great review, thanks
  • Brook4114
    Brook4114  
    great review thanks
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