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No Motion and Not Lotion

Not the best lube; it doesn't live up to all its claims, but is better than many others. The taste might not be so good, but the smell is amazing. Overall this is very average, and in some cases like the heat factor that's all you really want.
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Pros:
Smells really nice
Doesn't "heat up" too much
Cons:
Tastes not so nice
Glycerin
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

This would be best used for oral only since it is flavored, and should not be used for penetration; the most common ingredient in this is glycerin, which can cause yeast infections. Anyone can use this product as long as they don't have a glycerin sensitivity.
Since this is water-based it's not going to work around water, so use this out of the water.
If you are sensitive to warming lubes, I do not recommend using this, as it can burn.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I was surprised how thin this was; it was almost like oil or grease in the way it flowed. Unlike oil however, it moisturizes and doesn't become slick or have that feeling of a layer of grime like when you touch oily foods. It doesn't exactly dry up, which I like a lot, but it doesn't maintain the same level of lubrication that it should; that is a tradeoff for not feeling like grease.
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Even in the bottle, this has a really strong smell. It reminds me of candy; bubblegum to be exact. It tastes like it, too. It claims to taste like passion fruit, but it doesn't come close. Out of the bottle it smells a lot less, but it still has a light scent; it's very nostalgic. The taste also has a very strong, almost numbing flavor when you first put your tongue on it, but it goes away to, as I have said before, taste like original bubble gum; Hubba Bubba, actually.
    • Light smell

Performance

It dries up a bit fast, but when it isn't dry it is pretty slick. It doesn't require washing off unless it gets inside you. The warming effect is very mild and the "heats when blown on" is completely untrue; only friction causes this to heat up. I do like the after-scent this has when it dries up, though.
    • Not compatible with all materials
Follow-up commentary
For something advertised as warming with friction, this doesn't work still. There are so many better lubes out there, and so many better warming lubes. This is just mediocre. If this was advertised as normal, I might have a better view of it.
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  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    I'll pass on this one. Thanks for the review.
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