"Not" Hot Chocolate
Maybe for anything but high-powered wand massagers, this is a good thing. We would not buy this brand again, as the bottle design was the only thing that we liked. I cannot say that everyone will have the same experience as we did with the H20 Flavored Lube and I hope that others will enjoy it more than we did.Published: December 21, 2011
Pros:
Some people like the taste and smell, easy bottle to open
Cons:
Not a lube for high powered wand massagers
We decided on buying this product because my favorite toy at the time was a Fairy Mini wand link. We needed a strong lubricant to work with the friction of the Fairy and one that was edible, for my husbands tastes. I was very disappointed, so was he. Yes, it smells like chocolate...kinda...and the taste is about the same.
As far as taste: He said it tasted better than regular lubes because some are not meant to be tasted, but it wasn't worth buying it because it was edible. My husband felt that maybe a different flavor in this brand might be OK, but he found the chocolate awful, to the point he won't taste it. He would rather actually lick some of the non-flavored lubes off than this one and some of those are not the most appetizing.
Consistency: It's OK, nothing great, but nothing horrible; could take it or leave it. Not too slippery. Did not stain or leave a residue.
Lubricant quality: Not good for a high powered wand massager. Did not last for the amount of friction caused by the wand. Might be OK for other uses. Was slick, making things move a little more easier, not the best I have ever used by far.
Packaging: The bottle is the best part. It opens and closes with one hand and there is no lid to misplace.
The product was easy to clean off of toys and skin. It did not leave a sticky residue like some lubes do. It never made "stains" on my bed sheets, that's a plus.
I wish we had enjoyed the product more, I really like the ease of using the product from the bottle. Some lubes come in bottles that are almost impossible to open once you have a little on your hands, not with H20 lubes.
As far as taste: He said it tasted better than regular lubes because some are not meant to be tasted, but it wasn't worth buying it because it was edible. My husband felt that maybe a different flavor in this brand might be OK, but he found the chocolate awful, to the point he won't taste it. He would rather actually lick some of the non-flavored lubes off than this one and some of those are not the most appetizing.
Consistency: It's OK, nothing great, but nothing horrible; could take it or leave it. Not too slippery. Did not stain or leave a residue.
Lubricant quality: Not good for a high powered wand massager. Did not last for the amount of friction caused by the wand. Might be OK for other uses. Was slick, making things move a little more easier, not the best I have ever used by far.
Packaging: The bottle is the best part. It opens and closes with one hand and there is no lid to misplace.
The product was easy to clean off of toys and skin. It did not leave a sticky residue like some lubes do. It never made "stains" on my bed sheets, that's a plus.
I wish we had enjoyed the product more, I really like the ease of using the product from the bottle. Some lubes come in bottles that are almost impossible to open once you have a little on your hands, not with H20 lubes.
Experience
We bought this specifically to use with the Fairy Mini link, not to use really in any other way, so my opinions are based on that. As a lubricant for intercourse or something else this might be OK, but it was really not for what we bought it for. I would not recommend buying this for something like a wand massager. I find that Wet Platinum Bodyglide link is a much better choice for the friction that is caused from a high powered wand massager, BUT Wet Platinum bodyglide is silicone-based so you have to be careful what you use it on.
I was really disappointed, not finding it worth spending the money on. But everyone has different tastes; some people really like the taste of this, as the other user's reviews state.
I was really disappointed, not finding it worth spending the money on. But everyone has different tastes; some people really like the taste of this, as the other user's reviews state.
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How do you feel about glycerin/parabens in this lube?
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Would you try it anyway without any concerns or do you feel a little hesitant to try this?
I found this really interesting website that explains a lot but I'm not sure about the accuracy of the information. Comments?
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I don't know about the accuracy of the information, but it jives with everything else I've heard. As for that lube, yes. I have tried it and didn't hesitate to do so. I don't really pay much attention to the ingredients, other than to see if there's something that my body might react with. Up to this point, I haven't personally had a problem with glycerin or parabens causing any reaction in my body anywhere, so I'll continue to buy lube that happens to have those ingredients in them. I prefer things without parabens because of all the cancer related talk, but I won't throw it out if it shows up and has that in it. Might not re-purchase, but will at least use.
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I use that lube all the time, as well as others that contain glycerine and parabens. I have never had any reactions from those ingredients.
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System Jo H20 Flavoured lube
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I might be blind and not able to see it... but does anyone know how long the BOGO free sale is on for???
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Quote: I might be blind and not able to see it... but does anyone know how long the BOGO free sale is on for???According to the promotions page, it will be going on until April 8th. Thanks for bringing my attention to it, my wife wanted us to give this stuff a try.
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I really like this lube, I find it lasts a long long time. The only thing I am not keen on is- well two things. It is very sweet, and the scent lasts and lasts and lasts.
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Oh, yucky! I am so sorry it didn't work out for you, flavored lubes seem to be very hit-or-miss. Better luck next time, and thank you for the review!
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I didn't like the chocolate either. Some of the other flavours are much better!
Great job on the review
Nice review.
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Thanks for your review
I found all the flavours in this line way too sweet and strong smelling. Thanks for letting me know about the chocolate one!!!
Thanks for sharing!
thanks for the review, im looking for something good to use with my Hitachi wand... guess this isnt what im lookin for!!!
Thanks for the review, that's too bad about the chocolate flavor!