happy penis' all around

This cream made hubby's penis very very happy, and gave us some quality time together. I would recommend this to anyone to try out, your SO's penis will thank you!
Published:
Pros:
nice smell
good flavor
Cons:
none
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use


This lickable lotion is best used on a penis, (obviously). This is intended to be rubbed all over your ( or you SO's) penis. I cannot find any allergy concerns for this product.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Just about anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity


The texture is equal to hand lotion. It is thick and velvety, it does not get sticky or slippery like lube does. The happy penis lotion does not poor out of the bottle it has to be squeezed out so no worries about it dumping over and making a mess or squeezing out way too much. It stays where ever you squeeze it out at and does not run.
    • Creamy
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma


I ordered Pina colada and the smell is wonderful not too strong and not too light. It reminds me of my cake hand lotion scented deserted island. This is a lickable lotion also and the taste is amazing no after taste at all, the taste is not overpowering either, it is just right.
    • Light taste
    • Smells good

Performance

This happy penis lotion made hubby's penis very happy, ( I think it smiled at me). After I rubbed this lotion on hubby was a good sport and let me lick it off, the flavor lasted for the whole time (about 25 minutes)I licked and I believe the taste probably lasted for an hour or so but since hubby was sleeping I did not bother him again to find out. A second session and the lotion washed off easily with soapy water. The best part of this product was everything about it the taste the smell neither were overwhelming and they lasted with out reapplying the product.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

The cap of this lotion bottle pops up, it also screws off to remove the seal. It is spill proof and will not dump all over the place.
Follow-up commentary
Happy penis cream has left hubby's penis very happy. We are about half way through the bottle and we love it still.
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Comments
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review since this has Glycerin in it I will have to stay away from it
  • HarlequinBunnie
    HarlequinBunnie  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    thanks
  • souviet
    souviet  
    Thank you for the review!
  • amplified to rock
    amplified to rock  
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Good review! Thanks for the glycerin warning!
  • kitty1949
    kitty1949  
    Thanks for sharing - looks fun!
  • Heatherbipoly
    Heatherbipoly  
    great ty
  • pizzahut
    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review
  • kara1
    kara1  
    ty
  • SexyRob
    SexyRob  
    Thanks for the thorough review
  • Bleu
    Bleu  
    I think the fact that there is glycerin AND parabens in it would be a con for some but thanks for the review.
  • Leather & Lace
    Leather & Lace  
    TY
  • Cat E.
    Cat E.  
    Thanks!
  • wickedclowns95
    wickedclowns95  
    Thanks for the review!
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