Sex tarts - water based lube Water based lube by Topco Sales
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Sex tarts

Lubricant by Topco Sales

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Peachy Keen

Now, I love the taste of vagina... I really love the taste of vagina, so it takes a lot for me to say I prefer something to vagina... but this tastes like Jolly ranchers candy. This lube is so tasty I find myself putting it on my hand just to enjoy licking it off... so if you want to enjoy the act of oral sex more... this is your lube.
Published: March 31, 2011
Pros:
Tasty, tasty, sweet lord so tasty.
Cons:
Not ideal for lubricant
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a flavored lubricant, a delicious delicious flavored lubricant. It's honestly best for oral sex, it's slick but not slick enough for penetration for any length of time, but it's delicious sweet tart flavor makes it ideal for giving oral sex (the tartness promotes salivation, and we all know that wetter is better when it comes to going down)

It does contain glycerin meaning women very prone to yeast infections may want to pass on this one. It also contains parabens, which may be carcinogenic (but no firm link has yet been established) but still it's better to know this.

Still, this lube tastes AMAZING. I have both the peach and strawberry flavors and both are delightfully sweet-tart, similar to a jolly rancher's candy.

It's also condom/toy safe, but as I said, this is really best as an oral sex lube.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is a very runny, fluid lube, which is personally my preference in terms of lube (I have a distaste for "gel" type textures in lube) so I really like this, but you will have to be a bit strategic about placement as it does have the potential to get absolutely everywhere. It's smooth, and it's neither sticky nor greasy in my opinion. I've noticed a lot of reviewers complaining about what a sticky mess this leaves and in my experience this is simply not the case. It seems to vanish almost miraculously as it dries.
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The tastes of the strawberry and peach flavors (the two which I have tried) are very strong, tart, and similar in nature to the flavor of a jolly ranchers candy. I've noticed no after taste with either, and the aroma is sweet and also quite noticeable (which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on whether or not you like the smell of whatever flavor you picked)

Performance

This stuff in my mind preforms admirably. It does need to be washed off of toys and sheets (if it gets there) but I've found that it absorbs beautifully into the skin, and it lasts about ten minutes between reapplications (in terms of flavor). In terms of lubrication this is... mediocre at best, but in terms of flavor this stuff is... incredible, delicious... just absolutely amazing. It's water soluble so not too hard to clean up... and again, so tasty you may just find yourself licking your toys clean like popsicles (I know I do)

It's a thinner lube which is something I prefer, I don't like any of that gloopy stuff. It's just a perfect oral sex lube.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
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Vaccinium (verified)

Thanks for the review. I've had the apple version of this, and it was too sweet for my tastes.

03/31/2011
JR (verified)

Great...now I want vagina...or peach jolly ranchers...or both....

03/31/2011
darthkitt3n (verified)

Great review!

04/01/2011

I'm with JR on this on. You did great!

04/01/2011
Blooddragon (verified)

Thanku!

04/11/2011
ichwillwaffels (verified)

Great review! Nice to see one people actually like the taste of.

04/27/2011
mistre$$ (verified)

This is an awesome review!!

07/09/2011
girl next door (verified)

thanks!

08/15/2011
mammas place (verified)

flavor is everything....thanks for the review

12/01/2011
SugarLips (verified)

Awesome review...thank you!

12/02/2011
Darklyvan (verified)

Good review

12/09/2011
Tbanda (verified)

Thanks!

Mar 17, 10:11 am
beccawalton (verified)

thanks for the review

May 14, 12:20 pm
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