Peter licker - water based lube by Doc Johnson - review by VampKitten

I was super excited to try this product. Let's make this clear: I love giving head. Period. It's that simple. Or...it would be, if I didn't have a gag reflex. And, let's be honest. He doesn't taste like chocolate truffles. We both figured Peter Licker looked like a good option. I love Cherry flavored anything, and loves getting head. Win-win, right?

When we got the package and opened it up, we both had a similar thought: that's it? The container looks even smaller than we thought and we were immediately concerned about how long it would last. Let me tell you, we're no longer concerned.

When we opened the container and both took a whiff - oh yeah, it's cherry - we were both surprised. It's a very thick jelly that reminded me of almost-done Jello. When in your hand it sort of melts into a liquid before your eyes. Anyone who has used antibacterial hand gel knows what I mean. Also, it smells a little like cherry cough syrup, with just a hint of a chemical smell. Not bad enough to be off-putting. In fact, it made me want to try it all the more. My man was only too happy to oblige me, of course.

We sprawled him across the bed, naked and certainly ready. I'm certain that if his penis had hands of its own it would have grabbed the container and lubed up, but as things were, I got to do the honors. I started with just a small blob on my finger. It stayed cool, even as I dragged it down his penis. As I used my hand to spread it around I realized the small, dime-sized glob was more than effective. The texture was nice, the smell better, but what did it taste like?

This is where we hit our first snag. I was expecting a burst of, at least, a mild cherry flavor. Remember that hint of a chemical smell? That was almost all I could taste. I gagged. While not unheard of, It's been some time since I've gagged that quickly and STRONGLY.

After that knee-jerk reaction I tried again, and found it easier. This is because the gel has a mild numbing effect...either that or it was a mild allergic reaction. (That was sarcasm, by the way.) Either way, I couldn't taste it the second time around.

My boyfriend, on the other hand, found it very stimulating. That may have been the fastest he's ever gotten off by oral. After a few seconds to talk about whether or not we enjoyed the product, we found something else out. The remnants on my hand were not tacky or sticky...until it came in contact with the remnants on his penis. Then there was a mild tackiness. Nothing too awful, but enough to notice. Because of this, we avoided using it as a lubricant. Also, it does have sugar in it. In fact, it's the second ingredient listed. That's a no-no for the man-eating 'gina. We didn't wash it off, but we didn't put more on either. We do use condoms, so the sugar was of less concern in this case.

We'll use it again, and maybe in a month or two more I'll write a follow-up. Who knows, maybe I'll get used to the taste?