Original masturbating lube - jack off lube by Evolved Novelties - review by Laurinnichole

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This item is not like all the other lubes, it is fun to use instead of a hassle. It will make the evening interesting.
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Pros:
Tasteless, scentless, smooth
Cons:
Really runny,
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Use

This lube is for any sleeve. This product will work for couples, or women using a sleeve over a vibrating bullet to make it easier to get on and off. This product is marketed specifically for sleeves. In my opinion, the best time to use this is when your sex life is starting to get a little boring...spice it up with a penis sleeve! If people are allergic to one of the following then they should not use this product: Glycerin, Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Unlike many lubes that have a sticky texture, this one has a smooth, water-feeling texture. I like the feeling of this because it doesn't make me feel dirty afterwards. This lube is thinner than most. This lube will run down your hand, being that it's a water based lube. At times the thinness got annoying because the lube leaked right out of my hands.
    • Smooth
    • Thin
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

Unlike many lubes that are used for multiple things, this does not have a smell or taste. I really liked this because my allergies are bad and it didn't affect them.
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

The product lasted until I was done, which surprised me. Usually my husband and I have to stop 15 minutes into having sex with a sleeve and re-lube it for his comfort. We did wash the lube off, and it cleans up very very well. Basically, just take a moist rag and clean it up. I liked that it has a smooth texture, as well as no taste or smell to it. It also feels natural to the man.
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting
    • Not compatible with all materials

Packaging

The bottle is about 1 1/2 inches long and a half an inch thick. It has a squeeze top for easy use. It is very discreet. The bottle is plastic, so could be smashed. Temperature will not affect the packaging or the lube.
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
Still feel the same about it. It's still kind of annoying to use as well as easy to use. Wouldn't want to use this all the time.
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