Please Don't Waste Your Money!
I just overall did not like this product. The taste was so bad I had to brush teeth right after. The smell is to sweet. Then the thickness was gross! Just dont waste your money on this.Published: November 26, 2011
Pros:
variety in taste
Cons:
thickness
taste
smell
taste
smell
Let's just say this not worth even a penny. I would not even take this from a friend who offered it for free. The taste of this lube is so gross! I gave away my mint and cinnamon because I can not stand the smell of cinnamon and hate the taste of mint. I have tried others though and none of them were nice tasting. They left a horrible after taste in my and my husbands mouth.
My husband first tried the strawberry on me because we did not have our H2O flavored lube in yet. It felt thick on me and I did not like. Then after a few seconds I started to feel a burning sensation. I yelled get it off now. He had all ready started tasting and told me that he had licked it all off. He looked at me and said he didn't like the taste and had to take a drink. Which totally sucks when your trying to get in the mood. So after everything was said and done we put it back on shelf and didn't plan on grabbing again.
A few weeks later I decided to take the cherry bottle and give it a try. Bad idea! It was thick and gross. I did not like the feel of it in my mouth. It felt like a thick sticky layer of goop on his penis. I like the natural feel in my mouth with just a hint of flavor but this was not the case. I will never use these lubes again! I am not even up for trying the passion fruit.
The base of this lube is water but that is hard to believe for me since it was so thick. There is glycerin in these so please be careful if you have problems with that. Other wise they may or may not bother you with that. Like I said it made me burn and I am not sure what was in it to make it do that.
My husband first tried the strawberry on me because we did not have our H2O flavored lube in yet. It felt thick on me and I did not like. Then after a few seconds I started to feel a burning sensation. I yelled get it off now. He had all ready started tasting and told me that he had licked it all off. He looked at me and said he didn't like the taste and had to take a drink. Which totally sucks when your trying to get in the mood. So after everything was said and done we put it back on shelf and didn't plan on grabbing again.
A few weeks later I decided to take the cherry bottle and give it a try. Bad idea! It was thick and gross. I did not like the feel of it in my mouth. It felt like a thick sticky layer of goop on his penis. I like the natural feel in my mouth with just a hint of flavor but this was not the case. I will never use these lubes again! I am not even up for trying the passion fruit.
The base of this lube is water but that is hard to believe for me since it was so thick. There is glycerin in these so please be careful if you have problems with that. Other wise they may or may not bother you with that. Like I said it made me burn and I am not sure what was in it to make it do that.
Follow-up commentary
8 days after original review
To tell you the truth, these have not come out of the cabnet! I tried to use them one more time but the taste was so bad I ended wiping it off and just putting them towards the back of the cabnet. Please do not waste your money on these!
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Taste?
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I have heard some bad things about the flavors. Are there any flavors of this that actually taste good?
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I'm sure the reviews could give you a good idea of the taste of the flavors.
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I would check this review out: link
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In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.
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Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few times he actually tried to, it would be mere pathetic minutes before he'd roll off of me and apologize. Once, the TV was on, and.. I really was trying to stay interested in him, but his performance was so sad, I was more interested in what was on TV! I felt bad for him and his poor, limp penis. Ugh, exs, lol.
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I had an ex who decided that *gnawing* on my clit was an awesome idea, and he wasn't very good at listening when I told him otherwise, repeatedly. To add to that, the same ex didn't care about whether I orgasmed during foreplay or sex, because I took more than three minutes to do so, and he would get frustrated by that point (gee I wonder why it took a while, given the aforementioned technique...).
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Nice review.
nice review
thanks for the review
THANKS FOR THE REVIEW
I TOTALLY AGREE with you on this I purchased these from the local Spencer's at the mall a few years back they aren't lubes!! They are a thick nasty goop! None of them tasted as what they were suppose to aside from the Cinnamon I never tried the passion fruit but taste tested the rest couldn't agree more mine are laying in the bottom of my toy drawer
thank you
Thanks!