Punny, but definitely a good time.

If you're looking for a new, pretty discrete/unassuming bottle of lube for anal play, I'd definitely recommend this one. It has no scent, easily cleans up, and a great price for a large amount, so I'd say it's a no brainer!
Published:
Pros
Thin, doesn't need much reapplication, easy to clean.
Cons
Thin, which might be a con for some.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

As you can guess, Uranus by Wet is designed for anal play. It's a simple water-based lubricant that does contain glycerin and glycols. For me, while glycerin irritates vaginal play, it seems fine to use for anal play. Glycerin also gives a light, very, very faint smell that I can attribute it to being a mix between syrup-y and medicinal. However, the smell is so faint on the Uranus lube that it isn't noticeable unless you take the cap off and smell the bottle. On fingers or toys, there's not even a trace of a scent.

The bottle has a nice indent to rest your thumb in, though it's really for righties. For those who are left handed, the indent is sort of decent, but it truly works for right-handers. It is sleek and black and can be easily mistaken for shampoo/hair product which may be useful for folks who want subtly or discreetness.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anal
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

There is no sticky feeling between the lube or contact with skin and has a good amount of staying power. One good start with the lubricant and a Tantus toy lasted for 20 minutes which is all that I need to get accustomed to the toy for anal play, and I didn't need to re-apply. Even dried up, there is no tacky feeling on the skin. It actually softens the skin a bit, giving it a slightly moisturized feel. It is a thin, clear lube, and some users may need more than what they are used to depositing from another lube. It comes out very easily from the bottle, so just be careful of that.
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Glycerin also gives a light, very, very faint smell that I can attribute it to being a mix between syrup-y and medicinal. However, the smell is so faint on the Uranus lube that it isn't noticeable unless you take the cap off and smell the bottle. On fingers/toys, there's not even a trace of a scent. There isn't a taste, though you really don't want to be choking back too much of this stuff to begin with!
    • Light smell
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

This lube provided lubrication and performance use for about 20 minutes until it is fully dry and needs reapplication. I did two spot tests on a pillow case to see how easily it can be washed out, and hand washing is absolutely fine. After being laundered, there was no trace of a lube spots anywhere, so I feel comfortable saying that it is very easy to clean.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Compatible with silicone
    • Performance

Packaging

The bottle has a nice indent to rest your thumb in, though it's really for righties, making it easy for a pop and pour session. For those who are left handed, the indent is sort of decent, but it truly for right-handers. It is sleek and black, and can be easily mistaken for shampoo/hair product which may be useful for folks who want subtly or discreteness. As its' celestial namesake says, there is an outer space look at the horizon of Uranus with a few stars sprinkled about.

The cap is screw off top to initially take off the seal, and the very top is a subtle push-cap with a hole that is good enough to provide some precision application. As mentioned before, it comes out easily with not a lot of squeezing necessary. The press tab is very secure, so there isn't a need to worry about accidentally popping it open; it requires some actual pressure to do so. However, this also means that it needs a good amount of pressure to close it until you hear a snap. When you hear the snap, it's closed. Don't pop and toss!

The cap is secure enough that even held upside down, there is absolutely no leakage. So you don't have to worry about gunk in the pop cap getting around.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Easy to use / dispense

Experience

I used this lube with a Tantus B Bomb. Because the vibrator peeks out at the bottom, I concentrated the lube around the top and middle of the toy as well as my anus when fingering myself for prep. The lube feels thin enough that it could possibly get into any crevices, and I didn't want to risk damaging the vibrator portion by it leaking into the battery case. Because of the small hole, it was easy to put precisely how much I wanted on the toy and where. I don't use a lot of lube for anal play, as I like a little friction, but just enough for initial insertion. Because of this, I tend to not re-apply after it's dried since I have gotten used to the toy.

I actually really liked how this bottle feels and handles, which is a lot easier than an astroglide bottle. Since it's a cylinder shape, it fits easier in a hand, and it can be easily used one handed thus making it great for solo-play.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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