Climax bursts warming - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by sexyintexas

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Sand In My Hoo-Hoo!

This is one warming lube that I will never try again. It felt like having sand in my vagina trying to have sex. It ran, did not warm correctly and left a stinging sensation.
Published:
Pros:
Nice bottle
Cons:
Gritty, greasy, runny, stings
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Oh, I was excited to get this. My other escapades with Climax Bursts from Topco Sales have been pretty good. This one was not so pleasant.

It is an oil based, warming lubricant designed to spice up your sex life. Oil based lubes should not be used with condoms. Well, it definately added a little something. I just didn't want it to add what it did. It is greasy, leaves a residue that is hard to get off, scratches your cooter, doesn't warm correctly and leaves a stinging sensation at times.

It comes in a 4 ounce clear, pull-top bottle, just like the other Climax Burst products. It has red beads that are supposed to open on contact with your skin, releasing Vitamin E to help protect your skin. Your skin definately needs protection with this product. On the front of the bottle it says Climax Bursts and on the back lists the ingredients and basic instructions.

Upon opening it I applied a small amount to my wrist to test and see the warming effects. Unless I was blowing like I was trying to put out a fire, I noticed almost no warming qualities at all. Well, maybe it would work better as a lubricant.....not!

My husband squeezed out what he hoped would be a small amount of lube into his hand. It is thin and runny so it ended up coming out very quickly and running between his fingers onto the sheets. This did wash out in the laundry leaving no stains. He then applied it to me first and then himself. The beads do NOT "pop" they just roll around on your skin and scratch the crap out of you. Once he entered me, it felt like I had sand and grit in my vagina making every stroke irritating. Really???!!! Then the heat started coming. I don't know if it was because the beads have caused a little rawness but once it started warming up it started to burn a little. Ok, end of sex. I now had this stuff running down my butt crack, my cooter was irritated, and it was stinging.

Hoping in the shower together, he was able to wash it off with soap and water. For me it was a lot more difficult as I now had these beads assaulting me from the inside as well. I finally got it all out and off of me. Ugh!

This would be a great gift for an ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend if you don't like them. As for us, we won't be trying this again. I am a little leery now to try the other products from them that I have had on my list for a while.

Ingredients include: Oil, Propylene glycol, Glyceryl polymethacrylate, PEG-8, Helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil, Tocopheryl acetate, Retinyl palmitate, Agar, Red 30
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  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    I am still on the search for a perfect warming lube too. I am beginning to think that there isn't one, but I know that it isn't this one >
  • CSEA
    CSEA  
    Aw, thanks for the great review though
  • Stephanie Marie
    Stephanie Marie  
    Awesome review!
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Thanks
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty that is funny " a gift for an ex and his new gf" LOL
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Just trying to find a good use for it lol
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    You are funny, I loved reading that.
  • GoodCall
    GoodCall  
    Thanks for a great review....not so sure I want to try this stuff though
  • SecretToyLover2
    SecretToyLover2  
    I'm sorry this stuff didn't work out for you I've gotten really good reviews amongst my friends here in town who have tried this. But from the looks of EF this stuff is awful. I have some coming in the mail as a gift and I hope that I like it.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Very nice review!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    I had to read the review based off of the title!
  • Various
    Various  
    I really want to try this, but yours and others reviews are making me hesitant. Thanks for the review!
  • amazon
    amazon  
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • kitty1949
    kitty1949  
    thanks for the review! i've been wanting to try a warming lube, but i think for now i'll just stick with my sliquid organics.
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Thanks for reviewing.
  • KRD
    KRD  
    great review!!!
  • MistressDandelion
    MistressDandelion  
    OMg NOT something I want thank you so much for the warning
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