Climax bursts warming - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by sexyintexas

Oh, I was excited to get this. My other escapades with Climax Bursts from Topco Sales have been pretty good. This one was not so pleasant.

It is an oil based, warming lubricant designed to spice up your sex life. Oil based lubes should not be used with condoms. Well, it definately added a little something. I just didn't want it to add what it did. It is greasy, leaves a residue that is hard to get off, scratches your cooter, doesn't warm correctly and leaves a stinging sensation at times.

It comes in a 4 ounce clear, pull-top bottle, just like the other Climax Burst products. It has red beads that are supposed to open on contact with your skin, releasing Vitamin E to help protect your skin. Your skin definately needs protection with this product. On the front of the bottle it says Climax Bursts and on the back lists the ingredients and basic instructions.

Upon opening it I applied a small amount to my wrist to test and see the warming effects. Unless I was blowing like I was trying to put out a fire, I noticed almost no warming qualities at all. Well, maybe it would work better as a lubricant.....not!

My husband squeezed out what he hoped would be a small amount of lube into his hand. It is thin and runny so it ended up coming out very quickly and running between his fingers onto the sheets. This did wash out in the laundry leaving no stains. He then applied it to me first and then himself. The beads do NOT "pop" they just roll around on your skin and scratch the crap out of you. Once he entered me, it felt like I had sand and grit in my vagina making every stroke irritating. Really???!!! Then the heat started coming. I don't know if it was because the beads have caused a little rawness but once it started warming up it started to burn a little. Ok, end of sex. I now had this stuff running down my butt crack, my cooter was irritated, and it was stinging.

Hoping in the shower together, he was able to wash it off with soap and water. For me it was a lot more difficult as I now had these beads assaulting me from the inside as well. I finally got it all out and off of me. Ugh!

This would be a great gift for an ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend if you don't like them. As for us, we won't be trying this again. I am a little leery now to try the other products from them that I have had on my list for a while.

Ingredients include: Oil, Propylene glycol, Glyceryl polymethacrylate, PEG-8, Helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil, Tocopheryl acetate, Retinyl palmitate, Agar, Red 30