Sex tarts - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by Ninebillionman

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Sex Tarts Flavored Lubricant

Do not buy this product if you are looking for a good tasting flavored lubricant. It has an extremely soapy taste, becomes very sticky, and does not live up to its name.
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Pros:
Good lubricating qualities.
Cons:
Does not live up to its advertised face, tastes horrible.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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Sex Tarts is a line of flavored lubricants produced by Topco that comes in a variety of flavors such as raspberry, lemon, cherry, watermelon, and a list of others. Unfortunately, the product I received did not reflect its advertised self in any way, and I cannot imagine how it could be considered to be pleasantly flavored in any way.

I recently purchased a 6 fl. oz. container of Sex Tarts' Watermelon Splash flavor. While I was not expecting anything especially spectacular, I was hoping for something that would curb the edge of the somewhat unique tastes involved in oral sex. What my girlfriend and I received was a product that tasted like soap used for blowing bubbles. It was absolutely disgusting. Now, it is entirely possible that I received a faulty product, and in that case, I was unfortunate. Or it is entirely possible that this lubricant truly does not taste like it should, and in that case, I would never, ever recommend this product to anyone.

If there are any positives to be found in this product, it is that Sex Tarts has good lubricating qualities, is water-based (safe for use with condoms), and comes in a generous size which should last a while (I can only wish that it could be used for its intended purpose). However, it also tends to become very sticky after a while, and re-application is much needed, followed by a thorough rinsing after use. On the whole, I would not recommend this product to anyone looking for a quality flavored lubricant. However, please keep in mind that it may simply be that I received a bad batch, so please check around other reviews and see what others have to say.

The overall point; this product definitely has the tart down, and not in a good way. Honestly, this product tastes very soapy and doesn't even mildly represent the fruity flavors it claims to provide. If you want a good flavored lubricant, find another product with a good reputation and leave this one well alone.
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  • Victoria
    Victoria  
    Oh no!!! I've heard such good things about this lube until your review!
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    We weren't that impressed with this lube either, but I do have girlfriends who love using this for oral sex. Maybe some flavors work and others don't? In fact, the two flavors that NBM and I reviewed--cherry and watermelon, respectively, aren't even carried by EF, so there may be hope yet!
  • Ninebillionman
    Ninebillionman  
    I honestly wonder if I received a faulty product, because what I received DID NOT taste like watermelon! It honestly had no flavor to it at all! It tasted like soap. I'm not sure but I would love to know if other people had better luck that I have had with this product. As for myself, I will be finding a different brand if I ever decide to buy again.
  • Rockin'
    Rockin'  
    Did the smell turn you off, too? Did it have much of a smell? That's a shame that it tasted so bad. Sad face
  • EvaChangeN
    EvaChangeN  
    I used a different flavor that was sickeningly tart to the point I had to rinse my mouth and wash him off its all or none with the flavors
  • Cat E.
    JordanN  
    Thanks for the review.
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