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"Slicker than a cat's ass"

One of the best water based silicone toy friendly lubricants on the market. This lube lasts a good length of time, is non-staining and cleans up easily. The strange taste and tendency to get sticky as it dries are the only drawbacks to this lube.
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Pros:
Can be used with any toy, cleans away easily, doesn't stain.
Cons:
Gets sticky when it starts to dry, tastes terrible.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Sliquid H2O Water based lubricant

A generous 4oz. Bottle that features a sturdy press-to-open style top and is decorated with Sliquid's iconic brand-label in pleasing shades of blue. As with this style of lid, you have to make sure you snap it all the way closed. More than once I've not pressed it down all the way and tossed it in the toy box to find the next day my lube landed on its side and has leaked onto the bottom of the bin.

The label reads: Water based and water soluble, glycerin and fragrance free, hypoallergenic and non-toxic
latex, rubber and plastic friendly, Non-staining and unflavored, Uniquely blended to emulate your bodies own natural lubrication, formulated to last longer than most hollywood marriages.

It also says that Sliquid H2O is not a spermicide and any spills should be cleaned immediately with soap and water to prevent injury and embarrassing explanations. Unfortunately it's rather blatantly a bottle of lubricant and can't really be passed off as anything else, but it can be camouflaged amongst other bottles of products like lotion and massage oil or the like.

The lubricant is made of purified water, sorbitol, cellulose, poly-quart 007. I believe the sorbitol is added to give the lube a flavorless and yet sweet taste. I hate the way this stuff tastes, sorbitol is technically an artificial sweetener, but thankfully not one I'm allergic to. It gives the lube that nasty diet aftertaste. It has absolutely no odor and is a crystal clear gel about the thickness of warm honey.

The lubricant in pleasantly slick and slippery, and one of the better silicone free water-based lubes i've used. It lasts a good 3 min of my “high friction” test, i.e. a drop on the back of my hand and I rub the backs of my hands together as fast as I can. So during “normal” activity it lasts about 20 min. It works well for both vaginal and anal penetration the “loose jelly” consistency I find particularly helpful during “butt warm up”.

The downside to this lubricant is that after about 20 minutes give or take it starts to get tacky. The label says it can be “revived” with water or more lube, and while this is true, it's kinda of annoying to stop in the middle of fun time to grab the lube, and unfortunately spit just doesn't cut it. Once it starts to get sticky it becomes a lint magnet, if you have a down comforter like me you might end up with feathers stuck to odd places (I really need to invest in one of those posh throes). It does not, however, do that nasty thing some lubes do, where as it starts to dry it “pills” or forms little balls of dried whatever that flake off your bits and look disgusting. I recommend keeping some wipes or a damp face cloth nearby for when the lube starts to get tacky. It washes away quickly with a few swipes of a baby wipe or some soap and water and it hasn't stained or dis-colored any of the sheets we've used it on. Because it cleans away so easily and is water soluble I don't recommend using it in the tub/shower.

Over all I'd recommend this to anyone looking for a good water based, silicone toy friendly lubricant. Being hypo-allergenic and glycerin free as well as vegan earns it a few bonus points in my book. Until I discover something better it's my go-to lube for silicone toys. The only real con is that it gets sticky when it starts to dry up. I like it a lot, I'll go so far as to say it's my favorite non-silicone lube, but it's not my all time fave.
Follow-up commentary
One of the best Sliquid formulas, this lube lasts and doesn't get sticky as it dries down. It's not my favorite, but one of the best water based non-silicone lubes i've ever use.
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Comments
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Based on the title alone, I knew I had to read this review. Then I saw it was written by you and it all made sense. Well, sort of, I really don't know why a cat's ass would be slick, lol
  • TacoODoom
    TacoODoom  
    it's something my dad says, usually in reference to the roads during a storm, or ice
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Lol, I did a review on a set of flocked lingerie and my mom says 'well flock you' all the time to be funny, so I made that the title of that set. Don't you just love weird things our parents say?
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    LOL I was thinking the same as Ju!ia! Then I wondered how you knew how slick a cat's ass was...good thing it's all explained. Great review!
  • Kynky Kytty
    Kynky Kytty  
    This one is another lube I have looked up because of the ingredient list. Great review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Great review!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    There's something I was confused about - in the cons you said "Gets sticky when it starts to dry" but then in the follow up you said "this lube lasts and doesn't get sticky as it dries down".

    I like the ingredients in this - a must buy I think.

    Cheers on the review.
  • TacoODoom
    TacoODoom  
    I should have specified, if your using it for say a massage, it gets sticky but if your using it for vaginal sex it rehydrates and stays slick.
  • Pixel
    Pixel  
    Awesome title, lol. I nearly choked on my drink when I saw it. *grin* Good review too, thanks!
  • lcl169
    lcl169  
    nice review! thanks for explaining the follow up in the comments section. had i read that first, i wouldnt have made the mistake of voting it only "somewhat useful" so sorry!!
  • ninja250
    ninja250  
    Like the title! thanks for the review!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    IndependentlyHappy  
    Thanks for the review!
  • meezerosity
    meezerosity  
    Thanks for the review!
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
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