Climax H2O - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by Carrie Ann

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A decent all around lube that will work beautifully with any toy in your box, Climax H2O will satisfy most.
Slick, fairly long lasting, good for use with any toy
Horrible taste, too slippery for vaginal sex, dries slightly sticky
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I'm actually, unlike most of the reviewers, not all that fond of this lube.

The packaging is nice. I love the pump bottle and the fact that it doesn't leak or gum up on me. I like that the bottle is normal looking and doesn't scream "sex stuff!". I can keep it in the bathroom or on my bedside and it really just looks like it could be a toiletry product or something from my make up case.

It's slick and slippery and works well with every toy I own but I just don't like it for sex.

With vaginal intercourse it just feels TOO slippery once it mixes with my natural lube. Things seem to get sloppy and that's just never good. With anal sex it seems to dry up pretty fast to me, to get sort of sticky. It also occasionally stings when I use it anally. Odd, I know, but I've actually found a lot of water based lubes with glycerin do.

While it cleans up extremely easily I think I'm spoiled by some of my other lubricants because it feels a little sticky and tacky to me if I let it dry on my skin. (And we all do that on occasion, right? Jumping out of bed after a really good romp just isn't happening for me.)

I don't find it to have a bad odor though it does have a bit of a scent but I absolutely gag on the taste of it. It's both chemically - especially in aftertaste - and horribly sweet. I often end up finishing sex with a bit of oral action and when we use this lube I almost cringe. It's just horrible.

For the most part, Climax H2O is a good lube. Better than many of the water based lubes but I prefer Liquid Silk.
Follow-up commentary
I'm not sure why but this is turning out to be my partner's favorite lube for use with cyberskin mastrubators. It seems to be just the right amount of slippery and long lasting enough to get him thru a session without having to reapply. I'm not sure if it's the cyberskin material that reacts well with it or if it's just a coincidence but I figured I'd mention it.

It's definitely exceptionally easy to clean up on the cyberskin. It doesn't get dry or crusty or need a lot of scrubbing to get it off - and that is a DEFINITE plus when I"m the one standing at the sink turning a pocket pussy inside out!
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  • Gary
    Because you say above it gets "too slippery when it mixes with your natural lube", do you only use this lube on your clit?
  • Carrie Ann
    Nope. We've used it for just about everything. Toys, penetrative vaginal sex, clitoral stimulation, anal sex, the works.

    With penetrative vaginal sex we often need to use lube to start. (I'm 39. I just don't make as much of my own as I used to, as easily as I used to) Things are fine when we start with this lube but as I get more aroused and my body finally does produce it's own lube, things get too slippery. My lube plus the bottled lube is just too much - something I don't notice happening with silicone lube or some of my other water based lubes.
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