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Sticky Isn't Fun

Toy Lube is Evolved's water-based attempt at lubricant. It's a decently thick lubricant that sadly becomes sticky after drying and is slightly greasy in texture. It doesn't feel natural like other lubricants do, but it is a decent lubricant, and it does come in that wonderful pump-style bottle. Toy Lube is pretty good for the price, and since it's water-based, feel free to use it with all of your lovely toys!
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Pros:
Very thick, has a very light scent, comes in a pump-style bottle, easy to administer.
Cons:
Becomes sticky after drying, contains glycerin and parabens, difficult cleanup due to stickiness.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

Even though it's called "Toy Lube," Evolved's water-based lubricant is a lubricant of average viscosity that can be used with or without toys. Since it is water-based, it is compatible with all toy materials, including pure silicone. It is not an incredibly thick lubricant, so I would not recommend it for anal play. I personally feel that its best use is external use, since it is a somewhat sticky lubricant that leaves behind an unpleasant residue, which would not be too fun to clean out of internal canals.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The thickness of Toy Lube is pretty average in comparison to other thicker lubricants that I've tried; it isn't the thickest, but thankfully, it isn't the thinnest either. When pumped into my hand, it did not move around too much unless I deliberately turned my hand; when I did, it dripped fairly slowly. The thickness allows it to be used anally because it doesn't absorb into the skin too quickly, but it also becomes sticky after it does finally dry up which can be uncomfortable for internal use. On that note, the lubricant does not feel natural — it feels more oily and greasy than natural lubrication does.

Because of the tube that it comes in, it is incredibly easy to administer during play. All lubricants should come in the same pump-top style.
    • Greasy
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I would not recommend Toy Lube for oral or for general practice; the taste is absolutely horrible. I do not believe that it's an edible lubricant either, so don't even bother trying it (unless you're incredibly curious to see how terrible it tastes, then by all means). It doesn't have a strong scent, which is good, because it won't get in the way of the senses when other scents are involved. The little scent that it does have is pleasant, not overpowering or strange in any way.
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell

Performance

Sadly, even though the lubricant has a pretty good thickness for vaginal play, I found it to become sticky and uncomfortable after it dried up. It does not absorb into the skin smoothly as other, better lubricants do; instead, it gives this sticky film that does need to be washed off. Of course, if lubricant is reapplied during play, this is avoided, but once play is over, it does need to be washed off.

One pump releases a substantial amount of the lubricant (about a quarter size). This can be a bit much, so half a pump works pretty well, too.
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

Toy Lube comes in a small, travel-friendly bottle with a push-down pump top that has a small opening; it also has a cap that keeps everything clean, just in case there's a spill. The bottle is clear and bears a matte finish wrapping that says the name of the lubricant, that it's water-based, and some information about its ingredients. Included is a warning that if "irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician." The label also says that the lubricant's "never sticky or tacky," which I completely disagree with.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly

Personal comments

To be fully honest, I was not too fond of this lubricant. It became really sticky after drying, which meant that using more was a bother because it just became more sticky and beaded up. Cleanup was a chore as well because of this. It isn't a terrible lubricant, it just isn't the best on the market.
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Comments
  • Winifred
    Winifred  
    Thanks for reviewing =]
  • XxXxX
    XxXxX  
    Thanks for the review.
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    great review
  • Boyfriend
    Boyfriend  
    thanks
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you for the comments, everyone!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Thanks for the input
  • Gracie
    Gracie  
    Thanks for the review! Sounds like it isn't for me, although I do love a good pump bottle.
  • burtnuh
    burtnuh  
    Thanks!
  • invisiblehat
    invisiblehat  
    Thank you for the review! I like the bottle, but I think I'll pass this one by because of the stickiness.
  • Huff
    Huff  
    Great review, Thanks
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the review.
  • amenti
    amenti  

    Thank you for your helpful review! It's too bad it has glycerin and parabens. sticky and not body safe at all. total pass.


  • wickedclowns95
    wickedclowns95  
    Thanks for the review!
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Sounds like trying to use a glue stick to get off lol. Thanks for the review
  • Jax Jackson
    Jax Jackson  
    thanks
  • James Axel
    James Axel  
    thank you!
  • JoshJosh123
    JoshJosh123  
    Thanks for the review!
  • whyknot
    whyknot  
    Thanks for all of the details
  • sunflower
    sunflower  
    Thank you!

    "don't even bother trying it (unless you're incredibly curious to see how terrible it tastes, then by all means)"
    This line was amusing
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