Fizz lubricant by Topco

First, I should say, that I’m not a big fan of flavored lube for a couple of reasons. The first is that I’m scared of yeast infections. I know not all flavored lubes have sugar in them, but I tend to think of flavor lube as being a novelty product sold by companies who don’t care about the health of my lady parts. The second reason is that I’m a big fan of pussy. I love the way it tastes and don’t understand why you’d rather lap up strawberry flavored chemicals.

I received this as a gift recently, so I figured I would give it a shot. I’ve got the “lickin’ lemon lime” and let me tell you how surprised I was when I put a dab on my finger for a taste test. This stuff actually tastes good! I mean, not as good as my girlfriend, but I think this is the first flavored lube that hasn’t totally grossed me out or left a bad aftertaste in my mouth. If you’re looking to add a little flavor enhancement to a steamy oral session, this is a product you should definitely consider.

Another thing I should mention is that this product is sugar-free which is a necessity in my book. It does contain glycerin, so if you’re sensitive to that you should avoid this one. Personally, I haven’t had a problem with it. It’s also a little on the thick side, which I think is a good thing. While I’m a huge fan of lube, I’ve had issues with lube that is too thin in the past and appreciate that Fizz is thick enough to apply without ending up lube coating my forearm.

As far as it's performance as a lube, this water-based lube isn’t too bad. It’s not the best lube in the world, but it does the job, isn’t messy and didn’t leave any stains. For a couple that are looking to have fun with something a little different, I’d say go for it!