JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz by System JO - review by PropertyOfPotter

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JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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Tasty and Tacky

This lubricant comes in a wide variety of flavors that taste just as good as they sound and there should be one that appeals to just about anyone. There's no odd chemical taste and no bad aftertaste, but it fails when it comes to performance. The lube doesn't take long to dry and gets tacky in the process. If you're looking to bang out a blowjob it's great, but you need to reapply often if you plan on taking your time.
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Pros:
- Travel Friendly
- Great Taste
- Great Scent
- Variety
Cons:
- Gets Tacky
- Need To Reapply Often
- Contains Glycerin and Parabens
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

JO H20 flavored lubricant from System Jo is a water-based lube designed to turn your oral adventures into delicious enjoyment. With several flavors to choose from, it's not difficult to find just the right one to turn your lover into a candy-like treat. Whether you're just looking for a little something to spice things up, or have a difficult time with the natural scent and flavor of your partner's... stuff, this lube is sure to satisfy.

Best used with a partner this lube can be applied directly to the genitals, nipples, or other sensitive areas of the body for your lover to sensually lick off. While this product is great for oral sex, it's not a great choice for penetrative sex or handjobs, though you can use your hands while preforming oral sex.

This isn't a great choice for solo use since it's not formulated to remain slick without the added moisture of saliva. It doesn't last long enough and gets rather sticky. There are also certain ingredients that may be concerning and some will want to avoid this product as a result. This lube contains glycerin which many people have sensitivities to, and it also contains parabens. Make sure you look through the ingredients list before purchasing and test a small area if anything sounds concerning. If you've used this on your male partner, make sure they're completely washed off before engaging in vaginal intercourse if glycerin is something you have issues with. And like any product you use on your body, if irritation occurs, discontinue use.

Ingredients
Purified Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sodium Carboxy, Methyl Cellulose, Flavor, Methyl Paraben, and Propyl Paraben

  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is very similar to most water-based lubricants available here. It's thicker than water itself, but runs very easily. For that reason, you need to make sure you rub it in soon after applying so that it doesn't run off your skin. You have a few seconds before it will drip, but not long at all. Once it's been rubbed in, it remains in place very well.

(first dispensed, and five seconds after putting my hand up.)

When first applied it feels a little heavy on the skin, but it's tolerable. Once you start using your mouth, it evens out and beings to feel much more natural. It's very smooth and doesn't have a texture to it which helps your mouth, tongue, and hands glide easily across the skin.

It doesn't feel greasy, oily, or slimy during use, but as it starts to dry it becomes a little tacky. This can be fixed by adding more lubricant or moisture. Once more is added, it regains the slick feeling that it previously had.

The lubricant comes out of the bottle very easily by opening the top and squeezing it. The firmness of the bottle makes it very easy to control the amount you dispense and it's difficult to squeeze out more than you mean to.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

This oral sex lubricant is available in a whopping twelve different flavors, so there should be a flavor to suit anyone. These flavors include Chocolate, Peach, Tangerine, Strawberry, Pomegranate, Watermelon, Banana, Pineapple, Tropical Fruit, Lemon, Cherry, and the one I'm reviewing; Raspberry.

This flavoring is called Raspberry Sorbet and has a sort of berry lipgloss scent to it, but you can detect the raspberry in it more than anything. It's a very pleasing aroma that isn't overpowering during use, but will help cover any natural odors you're not fond of. Not everyone enjoys the natural scents even a clean body produces, and this is strong enough to cover them if that's a concern of yours. The scent lingers on the skin during use, and for a brief time after it's been wiped away, but isn't noticeable unless you're directly next to the area.

Oral sex lubes are usually a hit or a miss as far as flavoring. I've learned to stay away from certain flavors because of the horrible artificial taste to them. This flavor, however, seems to be one that's better than most and though doesn't taste completely natural, is one of the most pleasant flavors I've tried. It reminds me of what I would imagine a warm raspberry freezer pop would taste like. Not like an actual raspberry, but a really good raspberry flavoring.

There's no funny aftertaste with this one, it doesn't have a chemical background to it, and is very pleasing in general. When it's in your mouth, it feels very smooth and while it doesn't state anything about it being numbing, it made my tongue and the roof of my mouth tingle. It doesn't calm your gag reflex, so I'm not sure if this is meant to be a common response, but that was how it worked for me.
    • Good taste
    • Smells good

Performance

While this product has a great taste, the slick feeling doesn't last quite as long as I would like. It lives up to its claims of having no bad aftertaste, but doesn't when it comes to feeling sticky as it dries. Often times when a product absorbs into the skin quickly, it's a good thing. But not when it comes to lubricant. It doesn't remain slick enough throughout your session without feeling the need to reapply.

You don't need to apply a lot to cover the desired area, but the more you apply the longer it will last. If you're only using it for flavor and don't care about the slick feeling, two or three drops should do the trick. If you're trying to get things nice and slick and slippery, you'll want to at least double that and apply it more often.

Our typical oral sessions last between ten and twenty minutes. During a blowjob, after five minutes have passed the lubricant starts to feel tacky to the touch and more needs to be reapplied. If you don't reapply right away, after ten minutes it starts to feel a little sticky. It's not so bad that the average person would be bothered by it, but I'm very sensitive to being sticky and I didn't care for the way it made my face and hands feel.

Though it gets tacky/sticky, it does wash off really easily. You can use a wipe to clean it from your face or body and can wash your hands to get rid of the feeling. It's not necessary to shower after since a wipe takes care of anything that remains left on your skin.

One of the great things about this lubricant is that it's non-staining, so there's no concern about it getting on the sheets, and it's compatible with latex condoms. You can use this lubricant during foreplay and still engage in intercourse without worrying about your condom being compromised.

If you're using this for a short session, it's amazing. But if you're planning on taking your time, you'll want to use a different lube.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Reapply often

Packaging

This lubricant arrives in a small clear plastic bottle and though the label is tasteful, it's not discreet. It doesn't scream that it's a lubricant, but if you pick up the bottle and read it, it says plainly on it what it is. The label is very informative, displaying all the key points, ingredients, and all the basic things you would want to know. It can be easily peeled away if you need to make the bottle more discreet, leaving only the clear plastic with nothing printed on it.


When you first receive the bottle, you'll need to unscrew the cap and remove the seal that's covering the opening. Once you've removed the seal and have replaced the cover, you're ready for action! One side of the cap gets pressed down, and the opposite side pops up. Even when opened the lube won't flow from the bottle, you need to squeeze in order to dispense it.


The bottle does a great job of not leaking as long as the cap is screwed on tightly and the top is closed. This travel friendly bottle does fit into TSA's liquid rules for flying, but you might want to put it into a small sandwich bag for on the go. The bottle is compact enough that it easily fits into a purse or backpack without taking up much space.

On the label is an expiration date. I received this bottle of lube at the end of last summer and it's still good until August of 2015, giving you plenty of time to use it all before it goes bad. Once the lube is gone, you can recycle it as you would your other plastic items, or you can wash it out and put your favorite lotion, a different lube, sunscreen, etc. inside of it since it's a great little travel friendly bottle.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly

Experience

I'm very on the fence with how I feel about this flavored lubricant. While the taste is awesome for what it is, it does dry up faster than I would like and creates a bit of a tacky situation. For shorter sessions, it's fantastic! The flavor is really wonderful and does a great job of masking other tastes that are associated with oral sex. If it didn't get sticky, this would be my favorite flavored lube since the taste and smell are so great. I enjoy taking my time when it comes to pleasing my husband, and this lube just doesn't last long enough for me to use it often.
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Comments
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    Thanks for a great review. I'm not one to think "Grab the lube!" when I'm giving oral, but perhaps I could get away with using this during sex if I intend to go back down on a woman later! Thanks again Madam!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review! I have the watermelon flavor of this and it's my favorite flavored lube.
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Beautiful-Disaster  
    Thanks for your review.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks for sharing.
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    angel42539  
    Great review!!!
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    PassionCpl  
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    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
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