Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by KittyBaby

Happy Penis is a water based lube available in four flavors that also gives a pleasant tingling sensation. Since it's a flavored lube, it's ideal for oral, but also could work well for masturbation, handjobs, and vaginal intercourse. It's not thick enough for anal play.

To use, just squeeze out a dollop, massage it in and go to town!

It would be fine for use with some toys, but it has mineral oil in it so be careful not to use it with toys that aren't compatible with oil-based lubricants.

The consistency of this was my favorite part. It's marketed as a massage cream and the texture is almost like a lotion. It's smooth and thick, but not sticky or greasy or gross! It's visible when first applied, but slowly sinks into the skin like a lotion. While it absorbs into the skin, the thick texture means it stays where it's put and doesn't run.

The Cherry Sucker scent has a delicious candy-sweet smell and is very sweet to the taste. It has an almost chemical-y taste to it, but not really in an unpleasant way. However, it has a powerful aftertaste of artificial sweetener which wasn't so great.

Happy Penis definitely lives up to it's name as far as performance is concerned! The consistency was perfect for a handjob and the delicious candy taste made oral fun for me. My partner reports a pleasant tingle, and I felt a faint tickle on my lips as well from the cream. The cream was definitely long-lasting and I didn't need to reapply at all.

Since the aftertaste wasn't so wonderful, I just rinsed my mouth out after I was done.

The packaging almost looks like a novelty/gag gift with the smiling cartoon penises on the front. The container itself also resembles a penis. It's cute, but I wouldn't leave it out on the nightstand!

I liked the dispenser mechanism- just pull up on the cap and squeeze it out. You can do it with one hand.

I enjoy the variety of having a flavored lube for oral, and this one did the trick for me! I like the smell, taste, and the funny bottle is always good for a giggle. Highly recommended!