Motion lotion - lubricant discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Iris Rowan

Goodness gracious, Motion Lotion... just thinking about it makes me cringe a little. Motion Lotion is a warming product that is supposed to warm up with friction or upon being blown on (like blowing out a candle type blowing). My husband wasn't too thrilled by it. He feels that it didn't actually warm up any more than the normal body temperature that my hand gives off. On the receiving end, my end of the situation, after using this product for only a few minutes it started to create a horrible burning sensation. I'm talking painful, owwie, get that thing out of me, I need to go wash it all off NOW kinda burn.

Cleaning it off was a bit of a hassle. Many lubricants we have used can be wiped off with tissue paper or a quick rinse with some water. This did not apply with Motion Lotion. It seemed to be very sticky (like slightly melted strawberry jam) and it took several minutes of washing in the shower and then several more minutes of soaking in the bath tub to get it all off and out and for the pain to go away.

On a positive note, it does have a pleasant aroma and taste. Smells like strawberry kool-aid and tastes similar to strawberry pop rocks. My husband did not like the taste what so ever and stated that it tastes like s***. When I used it on him orally, the only thing I didn't like about it was the stickiness. It didn't hurt my mouth or lips and it made the "out cum" quite enjoyable.

The bottle of Motion Lotion that we bought was a small, square shaped bottle that fit in the palm of my hand and could easily be stuffed into the front pocket of my jean with out too much discomfort.

We used this in the bedroom, in the shower and outside. Besides having to deal with the burning sensation it was a fairly good lubrication for both the bedroom and shower. I would not recommend using it outside because and little bit of dirt or leaves will stick to you like a fly in honey.

I haven't used it at all for a very long time. I most likely won't use it for an even longer time.