Sta-hard ready wipes - wipes discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ToyTimeTim

Sta-hard ready wipes are an easy to carry wipe used to desensitize your penis. This could allow you to last a bit longer and prolong the pleasure with your partner. Simply open the pocket sized pouch (The top tears open) and use the rather large wipe (8" X 10") on your junk. You will find there is more than enough for two or three applications if needed.

You get three wipes in the not so discreet box; it has the chest of a muscular man on the front and "Colt Sta-hard ready wipes" in bold lettering on the front. On the back you will find some info on the wipes, use and the ingredient list. The box could easily fit in a drawer or slip under your mattress for storage, each wipe pouch will fit in most pockets or hand bags. Convenient for sure.

The ingredients are as follows; Propylene Glycol, Benzocaine (2.0%), Euterpe Oleracea Fruit Extract, Punica Granatum Extract, Tromethamine, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Propylparaben, Butylparaben, and Isobutylparaben.

Half of those I cannot pronounce and some I won't even try but you can find detailed description in Kindred's review. The ones that catch my eye are; Benzocaine and the last five; Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Propylparaben, Butylparaben, and Isobutylparaben. Benzocaine is a numbing agent that gives the wipes their desensitizing properties. It works good for that but there are some health risks involved so be sure to do your homework before using these. The others are Parabens, for many these cause reactions such as burning, redness or rash. Once again, do your homework and know your body!

Something to think when using this product. If you wear condoms there should be no problem unless you need to reapply. In that case another condom will need to be used, I for one have never figured out how to get a condom to roll up while taking it off so I could put it back on. For non-condom use you can just apply before intercourse and let it absorb in to your skin. I would say give it 3-5 minutes to fully take effect. The problem comes, at least for us, if a second application is needed. One time while doing this some of it was not fully absorbed and it numbed the wife somewhat. Now, this may work for her sensitive clit but her vagina became numb too. All was not lost but still.

The effect does not last long, at least not for me, maybe three or four minutes. So this may not be the [italics|"Make you hard as a rock, last all night, your partner in euphoric satisfaction, sex god"] type product but it may just help you give your partner that last little bit of [italics|umpf] they need.

Don't think these are just for couple use, there is no reason they can not be used for masturbation too. Here's a thought for ya. Use them to help in stamina training, that way you might not have to use the wipe with your partner. Just find a stroker that has tons of texture such as the Tenga Flip Hole Black or Fleshlight STU and use the wipes to make the session last as long as possible. Of course this can work with a good old hand job too. The idea is to train your mind and penis to work together to achieve "Hard as a rock, last all night, your partner in euphoric-erotic satisfaction, sex god", eh?

I do not recommend oral be enjoyed after application, it tastes terrible and yes, it will numb your mouth if it has not been absorbed fully. Have your oral fun before hand, there's no reason not to feel every part of that, eh?

All in all this is not a bad product, I like the convenience and ease of use and they do as advertised. Toss them in just about any pocket, back pack, purse or glove box and you will be ready for action. Pull it out, open the wipe, rub it on and get to it. Save the pouch to toss the wipe in after use and find a trash can.

I thought at first that maybe there might be some lubrication effect from the solution on the wipes but alas, no such luck. I was thinking a hand job just using the wipes would be a good test. Instead, I slathered the wipe all over and let it absorb while finding a porn to watch and grabbing the lube and Flip Hole Black. The Flip Hole is probable the most intensely textured stroker I have so I figured that using that and watching my favorite porn (Scooby Doo) should give some good results. I got about ten more minutes than usual with that test. Good results for sure and the extra build up was a nice addition.

Second test was with the wife. Now I will toot my own horn and say that lasting longer is not really a problem for me. If anything the wife would like me to finish sooner half the time. But there are times when the mood is just right when I do not last as long at all; this is what I needed to help test the wipes. Funny story, imagine this. During the foreplay festivities on a day with the house to ourselves (no kids) the wife is letting her "fingers do the walkin" with some help of Maximus. Things are going to good and I can feel the end coming soon. I suddenly realize that this is the opportunity I have been waiting for. Out of the blue, I jump up and run to the bedroom. Not only did I freak the wife out but I stubbed my toe on the bed reaching for the wipes. Too funny, eh? Anyways, she used the wipe to wipe off the lube and used the wipe like a tickler (just more foreplay fun, right?) to make sure we got a good dose. From there on when the feeling started to come on we would stop, reapply and continue. In the end, she got what she wanted and we have a great story to tell.

Last pouch was used during some time with Rosy in conjunction with some P-spot play. I can come by hand pretty damn quickly with something massaging my prostate so I figured this would be a good test as well. Pretty much same scenario as with the Flip Hole; good porn, some lube only this time the Nexus Revo. Here the results were not so good. I finished in pretty short order. I guess this type of test is not the best, the ability to come from P-spot stimulation alone kind of messes with the results. I am not fully sure I just had a P-spot O or the wipe simply was not enough to desensitize my penis. I am leaning more towards the first.


My only complaint really is that I think they could be smaller. Really, these wipes are almost as big as a piece of paper. I guess if you have a penis the size of King Kong’s you will be set. For most of the rest of us guys, half that would be more than enough. Then you would get six wipes and the pouch could be the same size as a condom wrapper.