Maximus - lubricant by Bodywise Limited - review by LittleA

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Maximus - lubricant Lubricant by Bodywise Limited
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Maximus

Lubricant by Bodywise Limited

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Worthy of the name

The last lube you'll ever want to buy. Throw all the rest of them out, because now you have found the one you will use from now on. With 8.25 oz, it will last for quite a while too.
Published: January 22, 2012
Pros:
Lasts very long without reapplication.
Cons:
Not for the mouth, not good tasting.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I bought this after being less than satisfied with other lubes. We use lube for all situations, but the main reason I bought this was for anal play and sex. I also wanted a non sticky water-based lube. It seemed with other lubes we had in the past, they did the job, but not for as long. They also used to leave the sheets stained and left you feeling sticky. I had hoped that this would not be the case here, and I was not disappointed.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

When I first got this product, it seemed much different than other lubes. Instead of running out, it was more stable, the consistency of Aloe Vera. But when I rubbed it between my fingers it spread out quickly and covered my fingers evenly. It stayed the same consistency even after warming up and absorbed into my skin, without a residue. This lube comes in a pump bottle which is more appropriate for its texture, and very easy to dispense. It took 1-2 pumps to jerk my boyfriend off, and we used about 3-5 for insertion without reapplying any. It was smooth, and easy once we were lubed up, which left me giddy. I don't think I'll buy another lube again. The first time we used it, I had a white crotchless number on, and was amazed that neither the outfit, or my sheets had any staining from the Maximus at all. This is huge! Most of the time we have hand prints and smudges all over the place.

Since it's water based and not sticky, you can use it with condoms, and not worry about it making the condom turn into a lint and hair roller, which is so disgusting.
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

You don't want to use this lube if you're going any where close to your mouth. It's purely for penetration and masturbation. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob on top of his handjob, and it was not a good taste. The nice thing is that it absorbs fast, so the taste didn't linger. I did not notice any real smell, so that was what I was more concerned with than taste. Some of the lubes on the market, smell down right funky.

Performance

I've used several lubricants, including Astroglide, K-Y Warming, and others that just really didn't measure up. Most of them get tacky after a little bit of use. This one absorbed in and lasted as long as we did. I've added it to my foreplay as well as the getting down and dirty. And on that note, there is sometimes a little extra that goes along with anal or vaginal sex, depending on when you do it, of the body fluid variety.

I'll add again, this is so great with clothing and sheets, almost cleaner to use this lube every time you have sex to protect your lingerie! It doesn't leave any extra residue behind, so when you are having regular PG/R sex, it really doesn't require any extra cleaning up. A towel, or warm water on a wash cloth seems to be all the clean up you need. I'll mention again, that I'd give the blowjob, before adding the lube, not great tasting and not necessary for the act either.

I'm writing this in winter, and my room tends to be cooler all the time, but of course more now. I suggest warming this in your hands before putting it on his penis. The first time I did this without warming it first, he let me know that it was too cold. It was a good thing I was jerking him off, so it warmed quickly.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
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Kimmie1980ca (verified)

Excellent review... thanks.
All the best,
Kim

Jan 22, 8:36 pm
Jimbo Jones (verified)

The taste certainly is not good, mediciney even. Glad you found Maximus so useful. It is definitely our go-to lube. Thanks for the review.

Jan 23, 7:48 am
Tagmstr (verified)

Thanks for the review. i've been wanting to try this for a while now!

Jan 23, 12:28 pm
ksparkles16 (verified)

Thanks for review!

Feb 9, 3:13 am
ichwillwaffels (verified)

Good Review!

Feb 13, 3:53 pm
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  • Maximus
    • I know most people absolutely love this lube, but when I try to use it, it feels like my genitals are on fire! Could it be due to the parabens? Any thoughts, or any recommendations for another thicker water-based lubricant?
    • I'm not sure if it's kosher to mention a competitor's product here, but BabeLube is a wonderful water-based lube that's comparable in thickness to Maximus.
    • Maximus is my go-to lube. I have very sensitive skin and have never had a problem with it.
    28 posts Read all
  • Is Maximus as Great as The Reviews Say?
    • Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
    • This is my favorite water-based lube, hands down and without a doubt. It's pretty thick (ideal for backdoor fun). I've fallen asleep with it on my hands and don't wake up with fuzzy or sticky palms (until they get wet, then it reactivates).
    • Quote: Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
      Maximus is my go to lube, rarely use anything else. It is slightly bitter but not bothersome. It is thicker and also works very well for anal. I never feel the need to wash it off unless I overdue in the heat of passion.
      Try it! Don't think U will be disappointed....:)
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  • Maximus
    • Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
    • It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
    • Quote: It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
      Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
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