Yeah, No thank you.

The sassy booty is a neat water based lube that is perfect for vaginal use as well as anal use. You can use it alone or with your partner. I'd recommend this lube with just a few cautions. I personally didn't have a fully pleasant experience, but don't let this deter you from trying this lube out. It's water based so it can be used with your favorite toys, and even though it's in a pink bottle it's perfect for men and women.
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Pros
Anal, Vaginal, Masturbation, Water based, Travel Friendly, Easy to clean,
Cons
Reapply when using anally, My own personal experience
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The sassy booty formula was creating for easy and fun anal sex. It doesn't matter if you're using it alone with some of your favorite anal toys, or your using it with your favorite partner. This isn't only perfect for anal sex it's also good for vaginal sex, just like for anal use, you can use it with your favorite toy or partner. It's water based so it's perfect for use with any toy or any condom of you choosing. It doesn't hold up the best when using in sitting in the bath tub, but it works wonderfully when standing in the shower. The bottle is small and discreet enough to be taken with you when you travel.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The sassy booty formula is very smooth and silky. It isn't over thick at all. It's actually a thicker than I thought it was going to be. I'm use to silicone anal lube and this surprised me. It wasn't as thin as water based lube. When poured onto your body it gives you this cooling silky feeling, although this doesn't have cooling properties, it's just when the lube pours out of the bottle it's a little cold when it comes into contact with your body. It's very easy to pour and you can control how much comes out. You don't have to worry about this pouring out and running all over your body. It does run a little like most lubes do when your pouring it on yourself when your laying down, but it runs at a slow pace. You don't have to worry about pouring it onto your vagina and before you can get your toy in you it's already in your butt crack. It doesn't feel greasy, but it did feel a little sticky, not something that would annoy you but it's very minor.
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    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The sassy booty formula doesn't have a smell to it, nor does it have a taste. It isn't meant to be put into the mouth at all but I did dab my finger in it and taste it. It doesn't have a taste but it isn't something that I would continue to put into my mouth. I wouldn't recommend this at all for oral use at all, nor is it intended for that either. It also doesn't carry a smell so if your sensitive to smells, you don't have to worry about any irritation. If you happen to get this on your bedding or clothing you don't have to worry about a smell lingering around.
    • No smell
    • No taste

Performance

When using for anal play it's indented use. I did have to reapply it more than once but that didn't surprised me and I would have actually been surprised if I didn't have to apply it. Unlike the vagina that also produces its own lubrication that can give the artificial lube a helping hand, the anus cannot so you will need to reapply it.

I personally had to reapply it twice in a good 30 minutes of anal session. I'd recommend being generous when using it anally. I normally use about a quarter sized amount, but you can also use more or even less if you want. I used it during lite anal play alone, because I haven't worked up the nerve to have anal sex, so for those who are into heavy anal play, you may need to use a little more than I did. It isn't impossible with this lube it just requires a little more.

When using it vaginally, I actually didn't have to reapply it at all. I normally produce a good about of self lubrication when fully worked up so maybe that's why I only had to apply it once, but everyone is different and you may need to apply it more than once. When used vaginal I used about the same amount as I do anally.

When it comes to cleaning up its just like any other lube. You can use a wet cloth to help reduce the minor stickiness. You can most definitely get away with wiping down with a dry cloth. You don't need to jump into the shower to completely remove the lube. My fiancé normally using a wet cloth over a dry one just to make sure he gets everything. If it does dry into the skin it leaves the skin feeling smooth. It doesn't leave any type of residue behind, which is perfect for those rushed clean up moments.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Reapply often

Packaging

The sassy booty lube doesn't come inside of any type of special package. The 4.5fl oz bottle comes wrapped inside of a small plastic bag, it's to keep it from mistakenly opening and getting all over your other items during shipping. There aren't any instructions that come with the bottle or that are on the bottle, but it's pretty self explanatory. The labeling is discreet although if you read it, you will learn that it is lube. It's the perfect size to travel with, although you can't take it as a carry-on when flying. It won't take up much space in your check luggage. Or if you're going to stay the night away from the house, it won't take up much room in your overnight bag. It's smaller than the average size bottle of lotion or shampoo. The bottle has a pop top that can be opened with one hand, and even poring it is easy. You can't just leave the bottle open and laying on its side. But the top is very secure. You don't have to worry about it opening by mistake in your bag or wherever you choose to keep your lube.
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    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Personal comments

Surprisingly the sassy booty formula doesn't have a very long list of ingredients. If you're worried about glycerin or parabens, with this lube you don't even have to worry because it doesn't contain any. It's still an artificial product you are introducing to your body and have no idea how it will affect you personally. I always recommend performing a spot test on the inner part of your arm. If you don't have any type of reaction you should slowly introduce it to your vaginal or anal opening. If you encounter any discomfort either right away or down the line, once that happens discontinue use right away.

Ingredients

Purified Water
Plant Cellulose
Polyquat 007
DMDM Hydantoin
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Experience

Okay, so I've been saving this for this part of the review. This is also way this doesn't even get four stars in my book. I was so excited to give this lube a try, I've heard such good things about this lube and this brand in general but so far I've been let down. I've tried their flavored lube and that was an experience I could have skipped. But anyway, when I used this anally I didn't encounter any problems then having to apply a couple of time but that isn't too bad. I had a problem when using it vaginally, When I put it in my vagina I didn't notice anything right away and when we were done, I went and cleaned up and all of a sudden I started to feel this burning, like serious burning. It was hurting and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. Sex was normal we didn't try anything new but the lube. I ran and tried to wash it off with soap and water and I still felt it but it wasn't as strong. The burning ended up going away about 15 minutes later but that was the first and last time I'll ever use it vaginally, well that was the last time I used it period. I don't know if it was the lube but that was the only thing new, and I wasn't brave enough to try it again to see if that was it. I'm not saying stay away from this lube because the reviews show that a lot of people do highly enjoy this lube. I'm just saying be VERY careful.
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  • Contributor: 7Miles
    Nice review
  • Contributor: burtnuh
    Great review!
  • Contributor: invisiblehat
    Thank you for the review! I'm sorry to hear that it burned you.
  • Contributor: bog
    Thank you for sharing your experience!
  • Contributor: spiced
    Is this the only water-basted lube you've tried so far?
  • Contributor: captainsgirl
    thanks
  • Contributor: IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review!
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