Maximus - water based lube by Bodywise Limited - review by Jimbo Jones

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Maximus - water based lube Water based lube by Bodywise Limited
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Maximus

Lubricant by Bodywise Limited

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You Have Proven Your Valor Once Again, Maximus

Maximus is an absolutely wonderful lubricant. It is water-based which means that it is safe to use with all your toys, condoms, whatever. It is nice and thick which makes it great for anal sex. It lasts a long time and doesn’t get gummy. It just works for whatever you want it to do. The only drawback for me is it isn’t great to use in the shower. Now, put down that bottle of Astroglide and go get yourself some real lube – Maximus.
Published: October 3, 2008
Pros:
Water based, thick, long lasting.
Cons:
Not good in the shower, not flavored.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Well, the word Maximus translates from Latin as “greatest” or “largest” and I personally feel that this lubricant definitely lives up to the ideal of “greatest”. I am sure I am not alone in my long trek through the valley of personal lubricants. I mean I started with KY Jelly and remember thinking, this stuff isn’t too bad. At least it makes things simpler. Later on, I got some Astroglide and tried it out. I remember my thoughts then were along the lines of, this is so much better than KY that I should have tried this a long time ago. I would venture to different products all sold at the local drug store and some of them were okay, but in general Astroglide was probably the best of the bunch. Then, I learned about silicone lubricants and how good they are in wet environments. I will say that Silicone based lubes are great in the shower, but they tend to stain fabrics, so they aren’t as friendly in the bedroom. They can harm silicone toys as well, so it isn’t necessarily ideal for that use either. The best thing about my discovery of silicone lubes is that it really opened up my world because I couldn’t get silicone lube at my local drug store. I had to go to a sex shop or order them online. During this process, I discovered that there is a whole world of water based lubricants out there and many of them leave Astroglide in the dust. Maximus is one of these lubricants.

The ingredient list for Maximus is: highly purified water, propylene glycol, cellulose polymer, di-sodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, methyl paraben, butyl paraben, ethyl paraben, and propyl paraben. Notice the lack of glycerin. This is good for those prone to yeast infections. Also, note the use of parabens which can be a source of irritation for those with paraben allergies. There are a couple of alcohols in there and I presume that the cellulose polymer is a thickener. Really not a bad ingredient list for a water based lube. It doesn’t contain aloe vera or vitamin E like some lubes do, but those are really just there for their skin moisturizing properties not their lubricating properties.

So, I have used Maximus lube with toys, as well as vaginal and anal sex. I have been extremely pleased with its performance in all of these applications. Like any water based lube it isn’t great in the shower. It doesn’t taste great, so maybe look elsewhere for a nice oral lubricant as well. Other than that, it is thicker and lasts longer than almost every other water based lube I have tried. Before I forget, don’t get the smallest bottle that you can find because I don’t think you get the terrific pump top unless you go with the 250 ml bottle. Also, once you try it you’ll want to use it all the time, trust me.
Experience
Well, my partner indulges me on special occasions by opening her ass for a little loving. She recently did this in celebration of my birthday and gave us an excellent opportunity to test Maximus out for anal sex. I mean it had already been used on my ass with toys and fingers, but I am an eager recipient of anal play and with her, not so much. Any way, with one squirt (gotta love that pump) in my palm I spread it on her anus as well as the finger that I was going to use to warm her up. After a little sphincter massage and warm up she was ready to go. Another shot of Maximus spread all over my penis and I was ready to go as well. After a gradual entry, we were in business and she said that Maximus made the whole experience very comfortable. All in all, the event came off smoothly and she even said that she might allow for more frequent forays into that area in the future. Yay for me! I love you Maximus, oh and you too, sweetie!
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tantric (verified)

I'm a recent convert, never used anything better. Now I know what all the raving is about. Great product, it used to seem like every time I found a lube that was thick enough for my likings it was to sticky for my girlfriend, problem solved. Thanks for the review.

01/08/2009
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Glad this one has worked out well for you, tantric. It is absolutely one of the best I have ever used.

01/08/2009
Lustus Mihi (verified)

Maximus is a staple for me. I keep a bottle next to the bed. Big smile

01/31/2009
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks for the comment Lustus. Maximus is definitely our "go to" lube for all of our sexual activities. In fact, we may have to get a new backup bottle since we gave our other one away as a gift. I don't know what we'd do without this stuff. I guess go back to some crappy lube. Nope, I'll make sure we've always got some Maximus around.

02/01/2009
Liz (verified)

BF and I had been trying to find a long-lasting, toy- and condom-friendly anal lube we both liked for months without much success. You mentioned several of the products we tried in this review, so we decided to buy a bottle of Maximus and give it a shot... we LOVE this stuff. Thanks for the great review!

07/09/2009
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks for reporting back on your success, Liz. I'm very glad it worked out for you. This is our "go to" lube everywhere but in the shower. In fact, I was noticing that our supply was getting a little low. Might need to stock up again soon!

07/10/2009
Aria VelvetPuss (verified)

Thank you for this review, while I'm pretty happy with H20 Jo, I am always looking for something better.

01/11/2010
Jimbo Jones (verified)

You're welcome, MyVelvetPussy.com. I have no experience with System Jo water based lubricants, so I can't compare directly, but Maximus is pretty awesome stuff.

01/11/2010
BlessedRaven (verified)

Thank you for this review! I'll remember this.

02/02/2010
Jimbo Jones (verified)

You are welcome, BlessedRaven. Happy I could help.

02/02/2010
SexyTigerX (verified)

Awesome review!

Now if I could get my hubby into the act! Winking

02/22/2010
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks, Crystal Girl. Good luck on getting him involved! Maximus makes everything more comfortable, so maybe he just needs a little better lube? Big smile

02/24/2010

Great thorough review. Will definitely have to try this!

08/02/2010
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks, Selective Sybarite. It is definitely worth trying.

08/03/2010
Pandahb (verified)

Great review

08/30/2010
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks, Pandahb.

09/02/2010
lemony (verified)

Excellent review! Seems like a good water-based option for anal

03/15/2011
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Thanks for the compliment, Fizz. Maximus is a great water-based option for anal. We never want to be without it around our place.

03/16/2011
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  • Maximus
    • I know most people absolutely love this lube, but when I try to use it, it feels like my genitals are on fire! Could it be due to the parabens? Any thoughts, or any recommendations for another thicker water-based lubricant?
    • I'm not sure if it's kosher to mention a competitor's product here, but BabeLube is a wonderful water-based lube that's comparable in thickness to Maximus.
    • Maximus is my go-to lube. I have very sensitive skin and have never had a problem with it.
    28 posts Read all
  • Is Maximus as Great as The Reviews Say?
    • Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
    • This is my favorite water-based lube, hands down and without a doubt. It's pretty thick (ideal for backdoor fun). I've fallen asleep with it on my hands and don't wake up with fuzzy or sticky palms (until they get wet, then it reactivates).
    • Quote: Two negative things I've seen written are that it has a bitter aftertaste and it does peel off, dry, and need to be washed off.

      Positives and opposites I've heard are that it has a natural tasteless feel similar to saliva, and it is a thicker lubricant. Also the pump looks like a great feature that makes this product less messy.

      I would like to try it for myself, and wonder if it is really the go-to lube for me, and for others like me.
      Maximus is my go to lube, rarely use anything else. It is slightly bitter but not bothersome. It is thicker and also works very well for anal. I never feel the need to wash it off unless I overdue in the heat of passion.
      Try it! Don't think U will be disappointed....:)
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  • Maximus
    • Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
    • It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
    • Quote: It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

      I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
      Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
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