You said "PROBE" hehehehe

This just did not do it. It felt weird, left stringers on everything. It was very hard to keep from making a mess with this. I just did not enjoy using this that much. Doubt we will bother ordering more anytime soon.
Published:
Pros:
cheap travel packet for on the go, small list of ingredients.
Cons:
Just did not do it for us, could not get off of skin easily.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

THis is used for whenever and where ever you need some less friction. This is a great little one time use packet of lube. It fits in your pocket, and does not leak all over the place. The best use for this is on the go. Plain and simple. If you are looking for something for in the bedroom, get the bigger bottle. It will cost you less per ounce.
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This reminds me of the typical water based lube. It is thick enough to pour out drops, and have them linger on your fingers or penis for a few seconds until you rub it in. It is a lot thicker then water. But thinner then gel. It almost reminds me of JO H2O in its texture and thickness. This is pretty easy to pour. I did find that this left behind stringers. When I would pull your hand away after holding my lubed penis, there would be a lot of strings between my penis and my hand. Like a spider web almost. It was very weird to look at.

This feels very light and slick after you have rubbed it into your skin. Almost like you used a light oil for a massage. Nothing like the medium thick gel like lube you poured onto your hand. It felt like using "Wet Stuff" lube, which is not sold on this site.
    • Smooth
    • Thick
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

This did not really have any smell. It just reminds me of just about every other lube on the market. It has that slight chemical smell. But it is so light you cant really smell it unless your nose is right there. I have a sensitive nose, and it does not bother me at all.

As far as taste goes, we did not taste it. It is not marketed as a flavored lube for oral sex, so we did not try it as such. I would assume that this taste horrible.
    • Light smell
    • No smell

Performance

This is where it all started to fall apart. This did not last long at all. My wife used it to give me a hand job, so that we could write a review and also to see if we liked this enough to order a larger bottle. This stuff started out good. It was slick and lubed up my penis and her hand very well. But it started to get dried out fairly quickly. And I mean quickly. It did not even last long enough for me to finish. (I know what your thinking ladies. That I can go for ever. But please don't hit on me, I am a married man.) I can last a long time, it all depends on how warmed up I am before she starts. But this only lasted a few minutes at most. Then it needed some water or spit added to it to reactivate the the lube. But then it lasted even shorter. It is not a long lasting lube for hand jobs. We did not try it for anything else, since there was only 10 ml in the sample bottle.

The other problem I had was after we were all done. I tried my usual method for cleaning my self up. I grabbed a wipe. The wipe only reactivated the lube. I washed my hands with soap and water, and I still had lube on them. I had to get in the shower to remove all the lube from my hands and my penis. This is a bad quality in water based lube. It should come off with very little effort. I expect to take a shower after using a oil based or silicone lube. Not a water based lube.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Reapply often

Packaging

This comes in a paper like 10 ml packet. The top rips off to dispense the lube. Once you open it, you need to use it all. Luckily it is not a huge amount of lube. So you should be able to use it all in one setting, without wasting a lot of it.

This packet is great for traveling. It hides easy in your pocket, purse, car, even in your hand. That is where this product excels. After all, you never know when the mood will hit you.

The back of the package has directions for use, and a ingredient list. There is also a hot line for questions and what not. They have included a email address and a website as well.
    • Does not leak
    • Recyclable
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

Ingredients: water, vegetable glycerin, polyethylene oxide, grapefruit seed extract. Super small list of ingredients for those with allergies. The grapefruit seed extract acts as a preservative.

Experience

I don't think this is a lube we will be going back to. It just did not preform like I would have liked it to. I might pick up another 10 ml bottle and try it for intercourse, but still undecided on that. I like the small list of ingredients, I just did not like the way it worked on a hand job. Lube should be a all around useful item. Handjobs, PIV sex, anal sex, pegging, boobjobs, ect.. When a lube only works for one thing out of that list, what good is it? Everyone would have 10 bottles of lube sitting next to their beds. I just don't see us adding this one to our collection.
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Comments
  • Aishiteru
    Aishiteru  
    Nice review.
  • Virgingasms
    Virgingasms  
    I can't get over the name, nothing sexy about "probe"!
  • Cinnyree
    Cinnyree  
    sounds gross, thanks for the review
  • Kitten B.
    Kitten B.  
    Think I'll stay away from this. Thanks for the review!
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