Wet look booty shorts - sexy panties by Coquette - review by Madeira

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Bad Girl Shorts

These are the perfect shorts for a bad girl, rock n' roll, trampy and sexy without sacrificing quality. These are well made, extremely flattering and generally just a wonderful pair of booty shorts.
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Pros:
Sexy, well made, flattering, and they have a crotch zipper... a crotch zipper!
Cons:
Garters ill conceived
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
These are an incredibly sexy little pair of black wet look vinyl booty shorts, in fact they go right past sexy and on to trampy, in a good way. These are not shorts for "nice girls" with their zippered crotch that goes well up the rear of the shorts and their detachable garters these are shorts for "bad girls". These are not elegant, not classy, but they're exactly the right kind of stylish trashy to make an excellent addition to your sexy wardrobe. Personally, I like trampy, I'm a glam metal groupie and looking just the right mixture of sexy and potentially syphilitic is just part of the job description.

In any case, these are fairly sturdy and well made. The zipper is sturdy and made of nice strong metal, however the heavy zipper in the light material can be difficult to work if you're not holding the material relatively taut. Honestly, the material is so stretchy that the zipper is largely decorative as it's easier to just pull the shorts up and down than it is to fiddle with the zipper, the only exception to this would be were one wearing the garters with the shorts and the zipper allowed one to avoid fiddling stockings when opening the shorts for sex (though unless you have a penis you will still need to remove the shorts to pee) the zipper is long... but not that long. The material is stretchy, very shiny and opaque, and the stitching seems sturdy and regular. The interior texture is like the texture of all wetlook garments, somewhat artificial feeling, somewhat heavy fabric. They feel slightly sticky to the touch, again, much like almost all wet look items. My only beef is the attachment points for the garters are at the top of the interior of shorts which causes them to bunch up when the garters are used and making the shorts relatively useless for supporting stockings in the first place. I'd rather just wear one of my own garter belts under the shorts and leave it at that.

They're also very flattering, the medium is a little big on me, but the small would certainly have been a bit small (I'm a slim person with wide hips for my frame, 35 inches) as stated they're quite stretchy so sizing is rather versatile and they look very sexy on my hourglass shaped frame. These are the sort of shorts that make an average ass look good, a good ass look great and a great ass look unbelievable. Definitely winners in my book, the high cut legs also make the wearers legs look longer, and the low front flatters most tummies. Although these are stretchy I'd suggest ordering a size up as the material digging into flesh would be quite unflattering, and they do run a tiny bit small (like much lingerie). They're flattering on my curvy hips, flattering on my girlfriend's slim hips, and I suspect just generally flattering for everyone (though if you happen to have a penis, although they will likely still be flattering, you may have issue keeping it *in* these itty bitty shorts)

In terms of washing, these are definitely a hand wash cold and hang to dry sort of an item, wetlook material doesn't fair well under rough treatment or excessive heat.

Honestly, my favorite feature is the zipper, it gives a partner a delicious sense of easy access, and the shiny black material against my pale skin looks sexy as hell (especially when I'm being fucked while wearing them, as the zipper definitely facilitates that)
Follow-up commentary
I really like these shorts, they've held up to a lot of use very well. I've worn them for pole dancing, and work and they look just as good as the day they arrived. A+
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during intercourse
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
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  • Jujubee
    Jujubee  
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