Red zebra print bodystocking - crotchless bodystocking by Music legs - review by Jackrabbit

Cheap; that's the best way to really describe this body stocking. Sure, it's nylon, and all of twenty dollars, but the way this product is made, it feels more like they simply cut out the fabric around the hips to save on production costs rather than looks.

The box itself is a no-frills, hosiery-style box you'd pick up at Wal-Mart or somewhere similar. The body stocking itself is folded neatly around cardboard, and once you get it out, it's about as much fabric as that can sit in the palm of your hand. It's strange to think that it could fit around your entire body. Thankfully, like most lingerie, it has no smell to it. (Anyone who orders anything here should know that sex toys carry a distinctive smell. Good to know it doesn't carry over.)

Getting the body stocking on the body though, is another job altogether. Once you figure out how to even step in it correctly (made more of a pain because of the exposed hip areas) you'll spend a lot of time realizing that you need to stretch the material up along your legs to get enough fabric to reach to your neck. I do like the fact that this bodysuit has feet, though you may find yourself slipping around if you're not on a bed or carpet.

Moving up to the accents; the crotchless area seems like nothing more than a gash in the fabric. No hemming was done around the split, so I can see this stretching and tearing easily with prolonged wear. (Careful spreading those legs too far apart.) The open sides are a neat touch, good for your partner's fingers to run along, and I absolutely love the back. The way it sits just under the shoulder blades is a wonderful touch.

It's the neck area I have a problem with. The lace accent around the collar feels cheap. Unlike in the photo, it doesn't sit flat against your skin, it kind of sticks out, even when tied back around your neck. Unless you feel like cutting the lace (and there is a lot of lace for you to work with), the dangling straps of lace that go around your neck will hang to about the small of your back; unless the straps are not flapping annoyingly around in front of you.

Now, I'm a tall guy. I don't expect this body stocking to fit perfectly on me (I have a thing about tight clothes. So sue me) but I can only see this fitting on a woman with a maximum height of 5'10". Anything else would start to feel stretched, and thin. Needless to say, the width of a person is also an issue. There's not a lot of fabric to go around, so a svelte kind of frame is also needed. It's kind of a give-and-take issue. If you're heavier, you need to be shorter to have enough fabric, if you're taller; you need to be thin, so on and so forth.

That's not to say it won't look good on you, it just certainly didn't on me.