Sexy housewife - costume discontinued by Spice Lingerie - review by Forensicschick

So I'm a little mixed about this. First, the only description on the website is:

Lingerie closure: Ties
Pattern: Solid
Top Style: Halter
Lingerie special features: No underwire
Material: Polyester
Color: Red / White
Size: M

Though it's super cute; it only comes in Medium - so anyone that's a little bigger or is Average sized with a big chest like me won't be able to have anything covered. It didn't cover my cooch if my breasts were attempting to be covered (even though it barely covered one boob let alone both nipples at the same time), and if I covered my cooch, then the boobs were completely exposed.

When it comes out of the box, it's folded and wrapped in plastic. Once out of that plastic and unfolded, there is plastic wrapping on the tie ribbons, which have been sewed on - so you have to rip the plastic off the ribbons and the bow on the bottom. There is a big pocket on the apron though at the bottom which is pretty cool, to hold any toys or accessories that you want to use. I don't know; I think if I were shorter and thinner it would probably look better on me, but I for one am not impressed at all.

A plus for this apron though is that since it's polyester, it's easy to clean and you can use it for a long time. Also, it can be used for more than just sexual stuff - like actual baking (which is probably what will happen to mine) or used as part of a costume for Halloween or something. I'm sure though that if I was in nothing but this apron and my fiance walked through the door, it would have the desired results... I don't feel sexy or confident in it - so I probably will not be using it for anything sexual.