I Love You!!! ....... Not

This g-string is a cute idea, and great in theory. However it's not comfortable in the least bit, and serves better as a note you can leave out for your significant other rather than a message they can read in the heat of the moment.
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Pros
Cute idea
Cons
Expensive, Itchy, Scratchy, Will only fit the really tiny comfortably
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
If you're looking for something you can wear all day to feel sexy, and then take off your pants to surprise your lover with at night, keep looking. This most definitely isn't it. It'd make a cute gag gift, but that's about it.

So we start out looking at our heart shaped thong. The front is shaped like a heart, says I love you (with a little heart instead of the word love), and is surrounded with a frilly lace that makes it look much like a doily. The heart itself is 6"x 5 1/2", meaning that it does cover pretty well, however the doily would probably be more comfortable.

The rest of it is your basic g-string, with one neat feature: it's semi adjustable, meaning that the string that runs vertically has a look at the top that allows it to move side to side along the waist band. However, that string, as well as the waistband, are both made of the same cheap elastic with 'lace' edges. If you're interested in trying to wear it, the waistband sits at about 13 1/2" and stretches up to about 20". However on my 33" hips the waistband cut in and was bordering on painful.

Wearing it wasn't too bad, until I put it on and let it be for a while. I didn't do much walking, in fact I just kinda sat for about half an hour before I gave up and tossed them across the room. The lace around the edge of the heart is very itchy, and even for 15 minutes or so after taking it off, I was still itchy. The fabric that covered everything up made itself into a camel toe real fast and the waistband was very uncomfortable.

When I pulled it off, that was the end of the smooth laying strings. They're all twisted up now and I haven't been able to do anything to change that so far. Here's a picture of the lace edge on the elastic band, and also it being all twisted up:

heart thong
Experience
I got this as a gag gift initially, but I was hoping to be able to wear it for a few hours so I didn't have to make my fiance close his eyes while I went to go put it on. But now I think it's just going to end up being one of those things that gets left out as a note instead of something that gets worn.

Overall, it's a cute idea, although I don't think it's actually worth the $7 you'd be spending on it.
Follow-up commentary
It's still a cute idea, but I've only worn it a few times, mostly at my husband's request, and never for more than a few minutes at a time. Definitely not worth it as a serious purchase, not horrible for a gag gift that gets passed back and forth between you and your lover.
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  • Contributor: onehotmomma
    I saw this and thought "that's cute!" but it didn't look like a very promising product, more for fun than trying to be romantic! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    And thanks for reading darling
  • Contributor: liilii080
    Hilarious! Love the review. Never would have thought about the camel toe issue.
  • Contributor: zensgirl10
    added to my wish list. I saw these the other day and glad I found your review on them.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    I hope you like them
  • Contributor: Forever17
    thanks great review
  • Contributor: ninja250
    To bad they are so itchy
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    I agree.
  • Contributor: HannahPanda
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Welcome!
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Awesome review!
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