Lager lass - costume by Coquette - review by Heartthrob

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I Will be Your Server Today

Meet the Lager Lass. She's here to please you. Come on, step into the pub and let her melt your cares away as she serves you. Can't figure out what to order? She knows what you want. Want to jump into this fantasy? Then the Lager Lass is just what you've been yearning for.
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Pros:
Great for fantasy play, cute
Cons:
Very loose fitting around the waist
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
If you've ever dreamed of walking into a pub and getting more than just your plain old mug of beer from a sexy waitress than the Lager Lass costume is here to fulfill your fantasy. Slip into this little number and be transported back to the old pubs of Germany. Whip out a little beer, and trot over to your partner to please him or her. Show your partner what a a night in the pub is really like! Or at least, how they'd like it to be.

The Lager Lass is made from satin and velvet. Well, a cheap velvet. It's pretty darn thin and kind of hangs on the costume. The vest and suspenders are velvet whereas everything else is loose fitting, airy satin. I did say loose fitting. Sadly, the Lager Lass is going to look like she's recently lost some weight and couldn't afford to buy a new wardrobe. Poor thing. Maybe you should give her a tip after she's pleased you. With no under wire or bra support of any kind you have to either go bare and hang or have a strapless bra. This won't show off your breasts. The vest is too wide for most women's waistline making you look less than curvy. The straps are not adjustable and fall off more often than not. The skirt, however is flawless. It feels wonderful sprawled over your rear as you're pleasing your costumers. The choker is adorable but it's not very large. Beware if you have a large neck, it's name (choker) will ring true!

The entire costume is very airy and light. The shoulders are meant to be worn down whereas the vest straps are meant to be worn on the shoulders. The dress is extremely comfortable and could be worn for hours at a costume party. Plus, the skirt is not really a mini skirt. It covers everything you need to hide in public so take it out there! After all, a Lager Lass has to have some class! Finally, the choker is comfortable but must be tied tight, otherwise the little daisy flower will slide around. Can't look disheveled now. The boss of the pub might figure you out!

Although the sizing says "one size fits most" it's not the case. You will find the sizing chart here. http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductControls/LingerieSizeCharts.aspx#Coquette

The costume is very flimsy and I do not recommend putting it into the washer. Instead hand wash it and let drip dry. Store her in your lingerie drawer.

The Lager Lass comes in your typical plastic costume bag with cardboard insert. Yes she's a sexy costume but she's also suitable for parties! You can also use the plastic bag she comes in for storage if you prefer.

Now for the good part. Even though the Lager Lass isn't perfect, the concept is great. I waltzed right into the bedroom as "Helga" and served my man. At first he didn't know what to do with me as he's new to role play but he got the idea and we ended up having an good old romp pub style!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Lager lass tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Can be worn during intercourse
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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Comments
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the review.
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Kate
    i tried this one on and found the material around the chest area fit weird. great review as always and thanks for posting!
  • smashthepatriarchy
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • Hibangel
    nice review, thanks!
  • Heartthrob
    The chest is a little loose but it didn't effect it too much for me.
  • cocomo
    thank you
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
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