Sexy Sergeant - costume by Be wicked - review by queertastic

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Sexy Sergeant

Costume by Be wicked

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Major complaints about Sexy Sargent costume.

This costume looks sexy in the packaging; however, don't let the packaging fool you. Due to problems with sizing, material and construction, this uniform will more than likely sit in the bottom of our toy chest unused. Both my partner and I were highly disappointed in this costume. We really did have high hopes!
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Pros:
Shorts are sexy. Patches add for a realistic role play
Cons:
Material was uncomfortable. Hat was unflattering and had no shape
Rating by reviewer:
2
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This costume includes a top, short, belt and hat for all of your sexy sergeant role playing desires. Although this outfit looked sexy initially, my partner and I have a few complaints about the material, construction and fit of the costume.

The material that this costume is made out of is a horrible, shiny, bright green mix of 85% nylon and 15% spandex. The material does not have a “natural” pull and give to the fabric. My girlfriend complained of the material hindering her ability to move comfortably.

My girlfriend is a 38C. Her breasts were spilling out of the top, even though the manufacturer stated that the “medium/large” size was supposed to fit up to a 38C cup size. This was highly disappointing to both of us. The shorts have an elastic band sewn in to fit a variety of sizes (from a size 8 to a size 12).

Our major complaint about the shorts was the pockets. The pockets are not sewn onto the material. Instead, they hang off the shorts, giving the outfit a tacky and ‘unfinished' look.

The hat for this outfit is horrendous. I honestly had to try to keep from bursting out laughing when I first saw my girlfriend put it on. It made her look like a little green Martin. The hat has no shape to it like a “normal” army hat would. Instead, this looks like a cheaply made surgeon's hat that happens to be bright green.

Our advice? Ditch the army hat and go for the rest of the outfit.

Positives to this outfit? Honestly? Few and far between. The belt and shorts (minus the pockets and fabric) are sexy. The shirt would have been cute if it had fit. The patches on the outfit add a realistic ‘army' feel to a couple's role play.

This outfit should be hand washed and drip dried. The instructions on the packaging instruct the user to not bleach the fabric.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Sexy Sergeant tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Ouch. Sorry this one didn' work for you.
  • queertastic
    Thanks for the sympathy. =) My girlfriend and I were disappointed too.
  • buzzvibe
    What a bummer!
  • queertastic
    Yeah - it really was! We were both disappointed. =(
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Great review
  • queertastic
    Thanks, Viktor! =)
  • Crystal1
    Too bad the hat sucked, I'm always disappointed when the hat in photos of costumes isn't included!
  • dlw
    Is it possible to tack the pocket down to the shorts with a couple stitches?
  • queertastic
    dlw - Yes, ti's possible to tack the pocket down. I didn't think of that!

    Great idea.
  • ellejay
    Good to know about the pocket stitches! Still, it's always disappointing when you have to do alterations like that. Thanks for the review!
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