Mile high flight attendant - costume discontinued by DreamGirl - review by BiteOnThis

How are you supposed to be a flight attendant when your ass is completely exposed and your tits are falling out of all sides? I can see why people call it "hoe"lloween now... The "Mile High Flight Attendant" costume is advertised as the 'girl next door look' with a chic and mysterious side to it when flipped. All I can say is I looked far from girl next door. Apart from constantly fumbling with the material to cover all my lady places, the design, material, and style were great! I just wish there would have been a least a little more material to move around in. After all, the milk and sugar are usually on the bottom of the cart...


For reference, I'd like to provide my measurements, so you can be informed before purchasing this outfit! It very well may be that my body just doesn't fit it well, but it looks like it would work incredibly well with someone who has a smaller butt!

Height: Almost 5'3"
Torso: 15" top to bottom
Hips: 16" across
Bust: 36 B (C in some bras)

Okay, now let's talk about design, accessories, and experience.

The Mile High Flight Attendant costume boasts a lot of accessories for it's little price! The costume comes with the main backless dress, a "Mile High" Name badge, a stewardess' cap, and a matching black thong. The costume does not come with thigh highs or fishnets, but I highly recommend using them to accentuate the total package!

The Dress:

The dress is considered "One Size Fits Most" and is made out of a stretchy, polyester (although stated otherwise on the product page) material. It is black with gold stripes, has a bikini tie in the back to measure out different waist sizes, and has adjustable shoulder straps (which are kind of tough to adjust). The material on the dress itself is very thin. In light, you can see it's sheer and see through; however, when it's on, it's completely opaque. The stitching on the dress is very fine and tight, there were no loose threads and it was easy to put on.

It is 26" in length, and didn't cover nearly enough--it looks like a shirt on me. When you measure your body from shoulders to thighs, make sure you get the tape measure over and around your butt--otherwise the fabric starts to run up when you walk.


The dress is also super low cut and does not have any underwire--so I found when I tried pulling the straps loose to make it lower, the material fully exposed my chest, so I had to pull the straps tight again.

Right in the middle of the dress, there is a made up airline emblem that sits right underneath your breasts.



The Thong:

The thong is very simple. Black, stretchy, and also made of the same polyester material as the dress. It has a panty liner on the inside for added protection.

The Hat:

Dream Girl did an awesome job on the hat. The hat is a black, rounded, piece of polyester, with a gold stripe around the edge. It bends easily, and can molded into the shape you'd like it to appear on your head. How, you ask? Good question! Dream Girl added these awesome little hooks of fabric on the inside, which allows you to slide a bobby pin on the inside to prop it up and keep it secured--I love this feature.

The Badge:

The badge is a simple hard plastic rectangle, about the length of your index finger (3"), and connected by a safety pin on the back. Once again, great thinking on DreamGirl's part--They created the name badge so that you can slide out the piece of paper that says "Mile High Club" on it, and replace with with whatever you want!




Cleaning:
WARNING! Do not wash this dress in hot water. You can use warm or tepid water with light detergent, and hand wash, but nothing more than that. the dress will get ruined if you throw it in the washing machine. Air dry this dress on a clothes line, shower pole, etc.

Packaging:

The costume came in super simple cardboard packaging shapes in an inverted rectangle.

The front:

The front contains a picture of a model wearing the costume and demonstrating the 'emergency exit' signals. There is also a clear peek-a-boo hole for you to see some of the material.



The Back:

The back shows a little more about the style "one size fits most" and also shows a picture of the couple version in the flight attendant lineup.



Once you open the packaging, everything you get is in a clear plastic bag.

Personally, I can't wear this one out. It was so dissappointing because it looked awesome on the model, but sub par on me. I'd be pulling down the material all night if I tried and it would just be uncomfortable overall. I love the dress, and the accessories are fun, but for my body type it just wasn't a good fit.