Diva Dreams flirty french maid with dong - dildo harness by Doc Johnson - review by ElleBee

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Not super flirty.

Combining a cute outfit with a vac-u-lock harness seemed like a spectacular idea to me, but overall this product was just a big disappointment.
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Pros:
cute idea, nice harness, vac-u-lock harness
Cons:
not great material for the lingerie, rubber, bad construction
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
I was really excited about this outfit because I love lingerie, and I love vac-u-lock harnesses and attachments, and this outfit combines the two! However, when I got it in the mail and tried it out for the first time, I was sorely disappointed.

This is a "plus size" outfit, and the harness expands up to 60 inches around the hips. The lingerie pieces, however, are a bit skimpy for anyone with over 35" hips or a C cup. The ruffled skirt and "maid apron" is in two pieces, with the harness adjustment clips between the front and back pieces on each side. Therefore, the larger you make the hip straps, the less like a skirt the skirt pieces are.

The top is more or less shaped like a bikini top with elastic around the chest and up around the neck. You can tie a bow between the bikini triangles or up behind your neck to loosen or tighten the fit of the top. There are "tear away" pieces to expose your nipples, if you wish, which means that there is a slit in front of each nipple, sewn part of the way shut with thread and a bow for decoration. You can choose to cut the thread away for a "peek-a-boo" effect. The top, though stretchy, fit my C-cup breasts pretty closely, and I can imagine a woman with larger breasts would find that the bikini triangles did not cover very much of her chest.

The harness, found underneath the ruffled skirt, loops around the hips and around each thigh, and each strap is easily adjustable. The vac-u-lock plug fits snugly through a hole in the front panel of the harness and snaps in each corner. The outfit comes with an 8" black rubber dong, which is approximately 1.5" in diameter. I found that the dong was a really nice size when my partner used it inside me. I didn't like that the black rubber attracted lint and was hard to clean, so I would recommend storing it in the box or with some other lint-free material. The rubber also smelled very strongly and the odor hasn't gone away yet, even after half a dozen washings, which I think may just be the nature of rubber. You can use both water-based and silicone-based lubricant with rubber toys, but rubber is difficult to clean, so you may want to use a condom over the toy (especially if you are sharing!)

When you use this attachment, you can moisten the inside of the hole on the dong a bit to make it easier to slide on to the vac-u-lock plug. Once it is on, it stays on fairly securely. That being said, you will want to remove it slowly instead of trying to yank it off. I pulled it off a tad bit too quickly and can already see where the harness is separating from the skirt.

The outfit also comes with an elastic headpiece that looks like a little ruffled maid cap. Overall, the outfit is a cute idea, but I wasn't impressed. I wish they had used a little better material to make the outfit, both for looks and durability. I don't think that this would hold up for very long, and may be a bit pricey for just a couple uses before it falls apart.
Experience
I was expecting the harness to be very similar to the Doc Johnson Ultra Harness 2, which I wear frequently and have always been very pleased with. However, this harness was made of much cheaper-feeling material.
Follow-up commentary
After only the third time wearing this outfit, even though I tried to be careful with it, the front panel on the harness just fell apart. The material might work if you were using a dildo with a flared base, but it just wasn't strong enough to hold up to the vac-u-lock toy. I still like the dong and will use it with my other harness, but this outfit definitely isn't worth the money—just buy a harness and a cute maid get-up separately!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Yaoi Pervette (deleted)  
    Good review! I saw these when they first came up on Eden, and I wondered about the quality. Seems like you would be better off purchasing a decent quality harness and a separate maid uniform.
  • ElleBee
    ElleBee  
    I agree! I think that a cute outfit would best just be purchased separately.
  • meitman
    meitman  
    Great review. Too bad this idea wasn't executed better!
  • ElleBee
    ElleBee  
    Thanks! I wish it had been. I was super excited about it, but it's just not very good quality.
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    I'm shocked you tried this damn thing! When I first seen it, I was like oh hell no! lol hahahaha It kinda doesn't suprise me that it sucked so bad.
    Thanks for sharing your review with us
  • ElleBee
    ElleBee  
    Hah. I actually don't know why we tried it. Because, its pretty hilarious looking (complete with cut away fabric of nipple showing). But, it didn't have any reviews and we love our other Vac-u-lock system. This one was just not even in the same realm of goodness.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the review on this great blended toy. Costume AND harness...what a concept. Ashamed it was not better constructed.
  • elrique
    elrique  
    Thanks!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for the honest review
  • thisisadeletedaccount
    thisisadeletedaccount  
    Thanks for the review!
  • ILikeShinyThings
    ILikeShinyThings  
    Thanks for sharing
  • Chelle Love
    Chelle Love  
    Ty for the review...
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    Desirae Alisia Weatherby  
    I love the out fit! wish it fit better.
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    TY
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • rpmast3r
    rpmast3r  
    thanks
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