Gartered mini dress discontinued
by Music legs

Not what I expected...

This is not a horrible piece, but the name is a little misleading. It is more a velour than a satin. This is not a piece that I am enjoying very much, but I think that some will like it.
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Pros
Adjustable straps and garters
Soft material
Cons
Garters not removable
Poor construction on seam
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
When I first saw this piece on EdenFantasys, I was really excited. It looked like such a simple, little dress. Unfortunately, it was not what I was hoping for.

First, I was expecting a different type of material. Instead of receiving the “satin” implied by the title, the dress is made out of a material that feels more like a very smooth velour. It is still soft though. It is comfortable to wear and not itchy. The material is completely opaque, and is only somewhat see-through when held up to the light. The tag states that it is made of 96% Polyester and 4% Elastane, excluding trims. It should be hand washed and drip dried only. The tag also states to keep it away from fire in large red letters, so you might want to opt for a different piece if you plan on creating romance with candles. The garter clasps and the strap adjustors are made of plastic.

This dress is a “one size fits most,” which is definitely more of a “one size fits some" if you’re kind of small. There is not size chart, but the box says that the dress should fit someone between 5’ and 5’10” and between 100 and 175 pounds. I am 5’8” and this dress stops just below my butt. I can’t imagine this looking right on someone who is any taller. The dress is 21 inches long down the front, 18 inches long down the side, and 18 inches long down the back. The bottom of the dress is trimmed with a ruffle that is 2 inches top to bottom. It measures 12 inches across at the bust, 12 inches across at the waist, and 15 inches across at the hips. The material is a little stretchy, but not much. It cannot be stretched more than an inch, maybe an inch and a half. The straps at the top are fully adjustable. There are 4 adjustable garters at the bottom of the dress. The shortest these can be adjusted to is 5 inches including the clasp and the longest is 8 inches including the clasp. These garters are not removable.

There is no underwire or padding to provide bust support, only a seam running underneath the bust area. There was a part of this seam that was stitched loosely enough to create a small hole. I take this as an indicator of poor craftsmanship. Even though there are no defined cups, it was painfully obvious that this was not made for someone with smaller breasts. I am a 34B and there was so much more room for my breasts that I couldn’t fill that it made the dress kind of sag. Tightening up the straps did not help to fix this. This would fit someone better if they had C or D cups. The little bit of ruching in the middle though will bring attention to your cleavage.

This was a little tight on me everywhere except for the bust. I would say that the maximum measures for wearing this would be a 32 inch waist and 42 inch hips.
Experience
Like I said before, I was expecting something a little different. I was hoping for something that that would skim over my body rather than cling to it. It could have been a little longer. Overall, It is probably not something I am going to wear much, but I think that some will like it. It is not a bad piece, but it could have fit me a little better.
Follow-up commentary
This piece has a lot of potential to be a nice piece, but I just don't have the body to fill it out the way it was intended. This would be a lot better if it came in multiple sizes than just a "one size fits most." I really want to like this dress, but it just doesn't fit me in a flattering way.
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  • Contributor: shySEXXaddict
    Thanx for sharing! I have been wondering about this but haven't given it much thought since there's no underwires and actual size
  • Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
    Sorry it didn't work well. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: js250
    Great review--thank you!
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    It looks pretty in the stock photos, I'm sorry it didn't work out too well for you.
  • Contributor: ArmyWife4311
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: K101
    Thanks so much for all the helpful sizing info! I think this is pretty, but it reminds me of this other one I got a long time ago that ended up being so awful. Looked like the cheapest "dress" I have ever seen in my life and was more like a boxy slip with ugly gold accents! So that is why I avoided this one. Does this one look cheap too? I think it would fit me well, but I worry about the actual look and now think I will definitely pass since you mentioned less than stellar design and such. Too bad because they sure made it look nice in the photos. Thank you for sharing though.
  • Contributor: clockwork451
    @Kendra
    This piece doesn't look too "cheap," but I mean you can tell you didn't break the bank to buy it. It actually looks nice if you have the curves to fill it out.
  • Contributor: HotMilk
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: L&P3040
    Great review
  • Contributor: JennSenn
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: cricket
    Thanks for the review!!
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    Thanks for the review
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