Vintage doll lace booty short

Sexy panty by Fantasy Lingerie

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Panties shouldn't be this complicated....

This are cut so that there is no room in the back for butt to fit, yet so loose that someone that has the measurements to fit these literally finds them falling off. The tag and the bow are on opposites side, but the product photo has the bow in the back which is terribly confusing. Wearing them either way, they still don't fit.
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Pros:
Cute on the model
Quality stitching
Cons:
Can't accommodate rears
Tag in a confusing place and very large
Much too big for size chart
Rating by reviewer:
2
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OK, so I have a love/hate relationship with Fantasy Lingerie. I love their designs, but it never seems that they can adhere to their size chart. Or maybe I am oddly shaped. Who knows?

I got these to wear to my wedding. I wanted something sexy, but comfortable and boy shorts are my underwear of choice, so these seemed perfect. I ordered a 2x. I have about a 50" low hip. I am a size 20-22 in pants. I am very curvy in the hip and rear.

When I first took them out of the clear plastic packaging, I was confused. The product picture had the bow in the back, but if you go by where the tag is, the bow will be in the front. This can be fixed by cutting out the tag and wearing them backwards.

When I tried them on, I was saddened because, to my very sensitive skin, these were a bit scratchy. When I wear them, they are always uncomfortable because of that and my partner doesn't like them when we are spooning.

These are barely stretched at all when I wear them. They lack any kind of seam or band that helps them stay up, so they start falling down. I was silly and didn't try them before the wedding, so I spent my entire wedding terrified that my panties were going to fall down. The sad thing is that is one of the most distinct memories that I have from the wedding.

The only seam these have is right down the middle. Even though they are baggy, the seam creates a little camel toe. It's a bit unflattering. The lack of seams other wise means that there is no real muffin top, but I've found that they bunch really badly and look weird under form fitting clothes.
Follow-up commentary
Every once in a while I get behind on laundry and these are the last pair sitting in my drawer. I ens up wearing them and remembering why they drive me crazy. Somehow they also interact with my chemistry and makes things smell really bad. I hate these and will be trashing them.
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  • gwenevieve
    gwenevieve  
    thanks for sharing, sorry they didnt work out~
  • surreptitious
    surreptitious  
    These are really cute! Shame that they're not well-formed.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for sharing.,
  • purpleflower1972
    purpleflower1972  
    Thanks for sharing.
  • MrsandMrbunnysoffun
    MrsandMrbunnysoffun  
    Thanks for the review. So sad that they ddnt work out for your wedding night
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for the review/warning!
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Great review! Thanks for sharing. That is really weird that the bow seems to be placed in the front if you go by the tag placement. I loved the way it was in the back, but have avoided these because I find lace boyshorts to always be unflattering and uncomfortable on me. I'm really sorry to hear these were a disappointment, especially since you were going to wear them on your wedding! What a bummer.
  • FieryRed
    FieryRed  
    It sounds like these are really more of a tanga, and made of a low-quality fabric. What a shame! So sorry that happened on your wedding day! One day you and your husband will laugh about it, though.
  • js250
    js250  
    Great review--thank you!
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    @FieryRed We already do!
  • WestTexasBarbie
    WestTexasBarbie  
    They're really cute. Sorry they didn't work out for your wedding. Congrats, though!
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