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She Wore an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny....

Cute? Without a doubt. Comfortable? Almost certainly. Will it work for everyone? Absolutely not. You need a bikini-ready body including decent-sized breasts. And then you're free to figure out what exactly this this is for.
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Pros:
Cute, comfortable, well constructed, easy to put on and take off.
Cons:
Not flattering to small breasts.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Obviously it's not yellow polka dots, but it sure is teeny weeny and adorable.
Much like the Wraparound Teddy by Cal Exotics that I also reviewed, the piece is cute, designed with the trendy tattoo-esque style of Christian Audigier, but without the pretension. And also like the wraparound teddy, this seems like it would actually work as a swimsuit, but I didn't get the opportunity to try it that way. Stupid weather.

This thing is tiny- the kind of minuscule excuse for clothing that just barely keeps one out of legal trouble. Yet it's not really underwear, per se. I don't know if it's meant to be worn under clothes comfortably for an extended period. And again, while it looks like a swimsuit, I can't confirm that exposure to water doesn't make the decal disintegrate. So I guess the remaining usage is hanging around looking sexy on the set of rap videos. The packaging really didn't give me any more information. It just described itself as being sold as a novelty only. So your guess is as good as mine.

It's made of smooth, comfortable spandex and polyester and is easy as pie to whip on and off. The top is held on by two pairs of strings. One you can tie halter style around your neck, the other pair goes around your back to hold in the girls up front. The bottom can accommodate a variety of bottoms because in addition to being a thong, it, too, is a tie-on situation.

But, as a reminder, just because something is one-size-fits-most does not mean it flatters everyone equally. I, for one, will probably never wear this again. One of my larger breasted friends will have much more use for it. As a verified member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, the top on this is worthless. Not only does it not flatter, it downright insults us boob-less wonders. There's no shape to the cups- it's just fabric, and there's no room at all for a bra or padding underneath. But for those of you with more ample breasts, you'll be pleased as punch, no doubt.

I pranced around for a bit in this piece and my partner and I instantly decided that while it was cute in design and moved around comfortably, it'd be better if I was just naked. And so it went from there.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • College students
    • Group event/party
    • Teasing a partner
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    It looks awesome but my body is no where in the same zip code as bikini ready! *sigh*
    Nice review!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Nice review. I've done a lot of lingerie reviews myself and I have yet to find one that really does anything for us members of the IBTC, but as soon as I do find one, Eden will be the first to know, lol
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    This is a cute one.
    Good review!
  • alaya
    alaya  
    so cute! thanks for the review!
  • Review It
    Review It  
    I plan on ordering this for a weekend getaway because we are going to have a jucuzzi in our hotel room. I can't wait to try it on and put it to use!
  • Terri69
    Terri69  
    Great review! Thanks!
  • SassySam
    SassySam  
    thank you for the review.
  • sexybutterfly
    sexybutterfly  
    super cute and i want one but my body wouldn't agree. Thanks for the review
  • edenfun
    edenfun  
    thanks
  • sexy34
    sexy34  
    thank you
  • RedFreak
    RedFreak  
    thanx for sharing
  • cgartman1989
    cgartman1989  
    i too hae small breats so i will not be purchasing
  • Leather & Lace
    Leather & Lace  
    TY
  • Rawr4483
    Rawr4483  
    Thanks!
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