Bullet proof tie-release teddy - teddy and stockings set discontinued by Fantasy Lingerie - review by AngelvMaynard

This little number is sexy, but a bit like a rubix cube when trying to get into it!
It came wrapped in tissue paper inside the box. It's by Fantasy Lingerie. I'm not a big camouflage fan but I just liked the look of this piece, it looks kind of "bad ass" to me and I wanted to try it.

When I pulled it out of the tissue paper it came streaming out in one long thing of nylon, straps and satin ribbons. I'm going to confess I looked at it for several moments confused by which end was up and which end was down. I'm still sitting here while doing this review trying to get it laid out straight so I can write about it. I'm going to start at the bottom and work my way up, since that is how you have to step in to it.

Once you have it laid out straight, you step into the v-string bottom. I actually like the cut of the bottoms. It's cut straight across the hips with a downward pointing V shape. It gives the appearance of a longer torso. Any amount of an elongated appearance for my short butt works great! Once the material hits right where the clitoris is, it splits to go on either side of the labia to make a crotchless bottom. The two split strings that divide on either side of the labia continue upward around the butt checks to attach again to the top of the hip portion. Believe it or not, those two tiny strings provide a mini butt lift! I loved it! The bottoms were very comfortable to me. The nylon material is pretty soft and the stitching seems to be well done so that it won't wear out quickly.

Ok, lets move back around to the front side again and continue moving upward. At the top of the V-string bottom, right in the middle, are two more nylon strings that attach the bottom to an O-ring in the mid-section. The O-ring is not a piece of cheap plastic, it's a full metal ring. It feels cool and heavy on your belly. I dug it!
Here's my problem with the mid-section. It is not adjustable. The only adjustable parts on this piece are the straps at the top. So, because I'm only 5'2 and my torso is literally 4 inches from my last rib to my hip bone, the mid section buckled on me a bit. I couldn't get it to lay completely flat on my belly because I didn't have enough height to pull it tight. I only really needed about 2 more inches to make it work, so I did my best to stand up straight and throw my shoulders back when entering the room for my husband's first viewing! He didn't seem to notice it was buckling.

From the O-ring the top portion is attached, V shaping again from the bottom and opening up into a cup-less top.
The product page says that this piece doesn't have underwire, but it DOES. I think that is an important note to put in here.
The top is cup-less, but there are two pieces of material that wrap from the back. They start with the same nylon camouflage material and then graduate to satin black ribbons. The ribbons are threaded through the middle of the bra-like top and tied together in a bow. The tighter you pull the ribbons the tighter the top becomes giving you more cleavage. The over all look of the top is a peek-a-boo cup-less top that covers right across the nipples.
The straps at the top are adjustable just like a bra. Both sides have a metal pendant type decorative thing of bullets. I think it's really cute!

Lets talk sizing. This piece comes in S, M, L, 1X, 2X and 3X. Again, I think if you are 5'4 or taller you will be tall enough to elongate this piece the way it's supposed to be. The bottoms have a ton of stretch and give in the nylon.
Because of the underwire the bra size isn't so forgiving. I bought a small, but my chest is more of a medium size so the top was a bit snug on me. The underwire didn't completely fit my size D cups. There is a good bit of lift in that underwire. Having the underwire support the breast and the pull satin ribbon, you can certainly hold those girls in place until he is ready to unwrap them.

"Machine wash cold on gentle" I would recommend hand washing this. There is some heavy metal on this piece and I think just to be safe I would line dry. I've washed it once and it held together perfectly.

This is a good quality piece that I think is adorable. Even if camouflage isn't your thing, there is something really sexy about the way it fits, the tie-release top and I adored the V-string bottoms because they lifted my butt cheeks up! I need some of these just as bottoms to wear in my jeans!
My husband loved it and thought it was super sexy on. He didn't seem to notice that I was at a height disadvantage at getting it to fit just right.

The only down fall to this piece was getting it untangled and getting it on. It is a little like a puzzle that has to be solved. So, if you do decide to purchase it, give yourself a little bit of time to get into it. It's not a quick change for sure!

This is still a very cute piece! I took it with me on my anniversary trip and wore it again! I've washed it (hand washed because of the metal o-ring) and it has held up great! It is a fun little piece of lingerie. Even if you aren't into camo, it still looks sexy and hot! I still give this a thumbs up for sexy, great wear and being something just a little bit different in the lingerie department.