Uptown teddy

Teddy by Seven 'til Midnight

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Thumbs Down, Uptown

Not a bad piece, especially for the price, though it's unkind to fuller figures and requires a bit too much adjusting for my taste. It looked more refined on the model and covered much more skin. The material is thin and doesn't really stretch, so if you're thinner and love this design, it'd work best for you due to the fact that it's made to compliment a smaller frame. Fantastic color and ribbon design, but the piece could use a lot of work, starting with more size options.
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Pros:
Nice design, Slight stretch, No odor
Cons:
One size fits all, Thin material, No material information
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I dislike the way this fits, period. This is more like a romper for the bedroom than a teddy. For a smaller body frame, I thought it was an excellent design and got it anyway, knowing it probably wouldn't fit me correctly. I was right.

First of all, the product is true to color from the picture shown. You'll receive it in a cardboard case with 'Seven 'til Midnight' written at the top. It's the kind of case meant for hanging off of hooks, so you could probably find an outfit of this nature in most sex shops. The quality is okay if you're not going to push the size limit like I did.

There are two ribbons that come across the front of the garment and tie in the back. However, without assistance, it's nearly impossible to get the parallel ribbon idea going in the back like it is shown on the model. They wound up just looking like one large ribbon in a messy bow, which I didn't like. The top hooks above the neck with a single snap, halter style. There's a rhinestone studded pendant in the middle of the cleavage area. It's small and dainty and not too flashy. I'm pretty short and I've heard of teddies not fitting extra short/extra tall women correctly. I'm 5'2 and this fit me well as far as height goes.

The material is thin and there's not a tag to be found that includes washing instructions or information about the material. It isn't too stretchy, or really, not at all. It's got the give most cotton has but it isn't going to stretch big time to accommodate larger women, and because of this, I think this item being one size fits all is a little silly. The packaging was uninformative as far as washing instructions go and I was disappointed that this was cheaper quality than I expected.

It's not bad for those of you who do well with one size fits all pieces. By all means, go for it if you love the design. However, if you're a fuller figured women venturing out and decide to be bold with this one, I'd just be weary of the design. It doesn't hide tummy flaws or cellulite well and I suppose it's my own fault for buying such a racy piece, but it seemed to cover more on the model and looked much more.. for lack of a better word, classy.
Experience
As for the jumbled review, I'm mainly just disappointed that this item didn't work for me. I had a hunch it wouldn't be flattering on my body type but it was an absolute disaster when I got it on. For chubbier women, this is just not the way to go or the design to pick when looking for lingerie. I thought the purple would be a nice thing to wear to bed to give a little color selection to my lingerie and I wound up with a useless, crumpled purple ball in the back of the drawer.
Follow-up commentary
I should've known better when in the 170lb range to order a "One size fits most" piece, but it was just too cute for me to pass up. I gave it away to a taller, leaner friend the day I got it, and she's used it weekly since then. She says her husband goes absolutely nuts for this little number and that it's one of her most favorite pieces.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Uptown teddy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • MonaSmile
    MonaSmile  
    Thanks for the review! I just about ordered it myself even though one size pieces never fit me well. Glad to read this so I know to avoid it.
  • elPancho
    elPancho  
    Thanks for the great review!
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    Creepellah  
    thanks
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    Leather & Lace  
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    Shadow0990  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Doublenut  
    Thank you!
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    Strider  
    Thank you for the review.
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    burtnuh  
    Great review!
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    CountryPrincess  
    Thank you so much for your review!!
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    marriedlady123  
    thanks!
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    novanilla  
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    EmuLove  
    Great thank you
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    Leather & Lace  
    thanks for sharing!
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