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Too much to be sexy!

If you want a new day out in the sun, with a fabulous new swim suit... this is the one!
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Pros:
There are no pros for this one, sorry
Cons:
Way too much clothing, Not see-through
Rating by reviewer:
1
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When I wore this jumper, I thought: "Wow!" It does not feel sexy enough for me. It felt like I had a whole outfit on. Was my boyfriend going to be able to work with this outfit? I feel like it could have maybe been a little more sexier -- maybe even with a little less material. Or, possibly even a little more see-through. My boyfriend thought I had new PJ's for bed! He didn't even notice that I was trying to be sexy for him. After he finally realize that it was not a pair of PJ's, all he said was "oh, nice"; I felt so ugly in the outfit. He said maybe it would look better if it was more seductive color, like red, or pink, or a sexy purple, or blue. Also, as he thought it should of been a little more short, so the boy shorts would show more butt cheeks.

Females, this is not an outfit for a sexy night. This is not for any females between the ages of 19 and 34. This feels like an outfit for way older adults, ranging in the age of 40 to 50. Maybe they can make a sexy robe to go along with this outfit. The plunging v-line did not plug deep enough. The bottoms kept giving me a camel toe for days -- is that sexy to you? My boyfriend even made a joke, saying that it looks like a new swim suit gone really bad, with more jokes behind it!

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL FEMALES... DO NOT buy this unless you want to feel like a covered-up grandma. Do you want to feel unwanted by your man in a silly outfit? Maybe if you had a robe for it, you can cover up your face, so that your man cannot see how retarded you feel for trying to be romantic and sexy, and completely failing!
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My Madeline Boutique halter jumper with garters tags
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    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    • Travel friendly
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  • Kissy
    Kissy  
    Thanks for the review!
  • shySEXXaddict
    shySEXXaddict  
    thanx for sharing..even though you didnt like it,it would of been great to hear more about sizing,care of the piece,material and a more in depth description
  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    Sorry it didn't work for you and sad to think you would a) think 50 is "way older" adults, and b) that just because some of us are over 50 that we would like it any more than you do!!! More information about the product and less about your personal feeling would have made this a much better review.
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Thanks for this review!
  • Terri69
    Terri69  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Shadow0990
    Shadow0990  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Holly Quinn
    Holly Quinn  
    thx
  • nikki0668
    nikki0668  
    Thanks for the review.
  • LuLu-Pop
    LuLu-Pop  
    Nice review
  • Steve99
    Steve99  
    Nice review
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