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The Wet Look Booty Shorts look amazingly sexy. Even for a guy to wear, the shorts fit amazingly and will go great if you have an outfit in mind. They are very, very sexy and will make your butt look amazing.
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Pros:
Fits like a glove, accentuates butt amazingly, very sexy, easy to unzip for sex
Cons:
Easy to unzip, runs large
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
The Wet Look Booty Shorts is a pair of small, spandex/nylon shorts made by Coquette. At some point, EF used to carry the shirt, but it looks like they just carry the shorts now. The shorts come in small, medium, and large. These shorts basically just cover what a pair of boyshorts underwear would. Since there is a large zipper running the length of the shorts, I'd also imagine that it really would depend on your comfort level whether you would want to wear these shorts out in public. The shorts do have a zipper that runs the entire length of the crotch - from the front to the back. It comes in regular EF packaging - wrapped up in some pink tissue paper that makes it look really nice and presentable.

For those that are curious, there is no way in hell's high water that I would fit into the largest size - a large. So these were bought for my crossdressing boyfriend who usually wears a medium. He's about 160 pounds, six feet tall, and has a little bit of hips to him, but not much. I was a bit concerned about where his penis would go with these shorts, but I figured it wouldn't be too much of a problem if tucked towards the sides or anything. I also was concerned that his penis would make the zipper unzip, but I decided to get these just to try it out just because the shorts are just that hot.

If you noticed, the shorts do have garter straps as well. The garter straps are easily removable which makes this very versatile. Due to the amount of skin that these shorts show, I'd probably recommend putting on some sort of stocking on your legs. The garter straps connect to the "belt" part of the shorts, so it does pull the shorts down slightly if the shorts don't fit in the first place. The garters are just like most lingerie garters - a bit of a pain and the ass, but it does end up holding the stockings in place.

The outer material of the shorts is very slick and feels really nice and soft on the hands. If you have a fetish for soft and sexy clothing, this is the perfect pair of shorts. The inside, though not as soft as the outside, is still really soft on the skin. All of it slips really easily along the skin, so the thing is, unless these fit you nicely, they are going to come down because of how easily the shorts slip. In fact, I'd recommend ordering a size down since these are supposed to fit like a second skin anyway. The boyfriend normally wears a "medium", but with these, the shorts just slip down his hips anytime he walks until they'll pool at his ankles if he doesn't pull them up. The shorts definitely run a bit large. However, this may be a lack of butt/hips issue. The shorts depend on a large butt and hips to keep them up. If you are lacking in either department, I'd recommend you order down a size.

So what about pubic hair? Will it catch? Nope! I was surprised. Coquette though this out - there's a strand of thick fabric that runs the length of the zipper on the inside of the clothing to prevent this. No pulling on hair. Awesome. However, since the zipper does run the length of the crotch, there isn't any sort of crotch lining on this, so it may not be the best to wear without some forethought to what you'll be doing that day.

There is a belt loop area that runs along the top of the shorts. You could use this for a small belt, but I think the intention of this area is just for decoration. However, if you are having problems with the shorts sliding, you could use a nice sparkly belt or something that matches to keep the shorts up on your hips.

The shorts do fit like the model in the picture is wearing them. They do run pretty hip on the hips and dip really lowly into the crotch. I'd say you have less than four inches between where the top of the short's sit to where your actual crotch is. For those who are easily embarrassed, this is probably not your best pair of shorts. However, since the shorts run really high up on the butt cheeks, no matter your "butt type", these shorts will make your butt look pretty darn amazing. (Just like boy shorts/cheeky underwear does.) Even if you have extra fat on your butt (or no butt at all), these shorts will bring out what you do have.
Experience
The shorts are really stretchy, so if you happen to order a bit small for you, they are still going to fit just fine. Since they don't really "squeeze" much, you won't have much of a problem with muffin top or anything either.

When it comes to the male-wearing-aspect of it, it can be a bit difficult. These shorts sit so low that it's impossible to keep at least a bit of an erection from peeking out of the top of the fabric. Impossible. However, when flaccid, it's easier to hide the penis - but since these shorts are skintight, it will still look pretty obvious. Again, this is nothing I didn't expect. I was surprised that having that extra appendage in there didn't make the zipper unzip or anything - it still stayed nicely zipped up.

So what about the zipper? It doesn't unzip from sheer movement. It won't unzip unless you unzip it yourself. However, I will let you know that it unzips with the slightest tug, so if you wear this in public, it's quite possible that a guy would choose to unzip the shorts right off of you. For this reason, for public wear, I'd recommend a thong or something underneath to keep you from getting arrested for indecent exposure if such a jackass tries something. Any larger-coverage panties like bikini panties or anything will end up showing underneath the shorts, so thongs and g-strings are really your only choice.

I'd recommend these shorts to those who are comfortable with their body. I know I'm not nearly comfortable enough to wear something like this that shows off the body so much. It accentuates the butt amazingly, so if you think you have a good butt or just want to show yours off, these work great. They do draw attention away from any problem areas on your legs - especially if you wear stockings. I will mention that, if you have a belly or something, it will detract a bit from the sexiness of the shorts just because the shorts won't fit quite right on the waist and it won't give the "look" the shorts are going for. I will also say that these shorts are going to cause a bit of a problem when it comes to finding a top to go with them since baggy tops will overpower them, a corset will make the outfit too busy, and most other tops will just look odd. A bra will work wonderfully, but if you want this for public wear, I'm not sure how comfortable you'd be in that. Either way, it's still a good, quality pair of shorts that fits really nicely and accentuates your good points. Just make sure to pay attention to sizing.
Follow-up commentary
The shorts are nice, and they have lasted really wonderfully, but they just don't work as well with the male body. So we love them, and they have held up great, but they don't fit his body too much, so we don't use them as much as we used to. Not the fault of the shorts, though.
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    Thank you for the review
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