White two piece set with zipper - bra and panty set discontinued by Espiral - review by Ansley

This two-piece set looks so adorable on the model but is impossible to wear. The entire outfit, save for the zipper, is made out of polyester. It isn't completely see-through but you can see the faintest difference between the color of my nipples and the rest of my skin. The zipper is silver plastic. The back is completely cut-out save for a couple of inches that covers the lower back.

Trying to put this top on was like a nightmare from hell. You basically have to thread your arms through the back, bring your arms to the front and connect the zipper components. When I finally figured out how to get into it, I began to pull on the bottom of the zipper, carefully inching it up to where I thought best. And BAM! Bright white dots appeared in my eyes and I felt sick to my stomach---yep, you guessed it! I zipped my nipple and as any guy can attest, getting sensitive areas caught in zippers hurts like fucking hell. Mad. Very, very mad. I caught my breath and started arranging the collar and fixing everything to look the way it does in the picture. And I couldn't. No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't get it to look like that model.

I ordered a small and I have a leather vest that is exactly the same size and style, but this outfit didn't fit me correctly at all. My left breast was threatening to overflow from the soft fabric and when I moved that side to cover it, the other side popped out. Major bummer.

The panties are known as a bikini cut and they look absolutely ridiculous on my ass. The front is cut an inch or so shorter than the back but if you hold it up to compare, you can't tell the difference. I felt like I was wearing men's underwear instead of something designed for women. Except for the fact the panties ride up my butt, naturally. Good news? There's a cotton liner. Woohoo.

I may or may not order a medium and see if that fits any better but given how unhappy I am with this outfit on the whole, I'm probably just going to say fuggetaboutit and move on to something else.

The polyester is really soft and all that jazz, but the fit is wrong for my body type. I'm just under 100 lbs, 32B-26-29 and I guess this just wasn't meant for me. It should be handwashed and line dried, without bleach. Do not iron or tumble dry on high heat.

Trashed it. There's just no use in keeping something around that doesn't fit and I can't imagine anyone other than a 12 year old girl being able to wear it and well, that just isn't very appropriate now is it?