Would you like a zipper with that?

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to get naughty! This little set has a totally sexy and slightly kinky look to it. It’s a lovely blend of mesh and vinyl with a lovely zipper accent. It comes with a matching thong and blindfold so that you’re ready to go! Even though the blindfold is a piece of crap, the rest of the set is well worth the price is you’re a woman of average proportions.
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Pros
Kinky look, functional zipper, stretchy mesh, includes thong, will fit a wide variety of sizes
Cons
Blindfold is really crappy, cups can make larger or smaller boobs look weird
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Summary

The thing that drew me to the Time To Get Naughty chemise the most was the fact that is seemed like it was the kinkiest little ensemble that we had on the site at the time. That, and the fact that I knew that DreamGirl’s ‘One Size Fits Most” size included me basically sold me on this one. The chemise is pretty basic, but super sexy. It’s a great outfit to wear when you’re feeling a little naughty. Your lover will know exactly what time it is when you put this thing on.

Design/Material

Most of the body of the chemise is made of a nylon and spandex blend mesh material. It’s pretty sheer and the mesh is of a moderate openness to resemble a very small fishnet design. The mesh is pretty stretchy, so if you fill this chemise out, it will hug your curves beautifully. The other material on the cups and on the trim around the bottom of the chemise is vinyl. It’s a little thin and crinkly, but it looks pretty good once you’re in it. The vinyl at the bottom of the chemise adds a sexy little detailing and helps to give the chemise some weight so that it falls nicely on the body.

The cups have an elastic band at the top which is both a blessing and a curse. If you’re smaller in the chest, it prevents a bunch of gapping from happening in the cups, but it also makes the cups look pretty wrinkly. If you’re a little more bosom-blessed it can cut into your breasts and give them a weird looking overflow. (I’m pretty small chested, and I had a friend of mine with ample boobage try this on and that’s what it did to her.) You can adjust the straps a bit to help with this, but it doesn’t always fix everything. The back is pretty plain. You can see the tag through it, but you can always cut it out without any issue. Just be careful that you don’t cut the mesh.

The zipper that runs down the front of the chemise is functional! You can unzip it more to get a better fit in the cups if needed. It’s not the best zipper in the world, but it works. It seems like it’s slightly shiner than normal zippers out there.

I was a bit surprised that the overall shape of the chemise differed from what the picture on the product page showed (for me, at least). On me, the bottom flared out a bit instead of being fitted like the picture suggested. I didn’t mind this, but I was expecting it to be a little different and not bell-shaped. On my friend who is a little thicker than I am it was slightly more fitted around the thighs, but not by much.

The set also includes a thong made of the same mesh material of the chemise. It’s really nothing too noteworthy. It stretches a lot, so it should fit you if the chemise does. There’s also an included blindfold. The blindfold is made of the same vinyl material that’s on the chemise. It has a functional zipper across it, as well. Honestly, it’s a total piece of crap and cheaply made. I’m contemplating throwing it out. If you decide that you like it, just remember not to zip or unzip it while it’s actually on anyone’s face, or they might not have any eyelashes.

Overall, this set seems like it will last quite a while unless you’re really rough on it. It seems to be made of quality materials, and the stitching on it seems pretty solid. The blindfold is cheap and flimsy, but it’s not really too functional anyway. You’re much better off picking up a blindfold for a couple dollars at a drugstore if you really want one.
Experience
Sizing

DreamGirl’s standard sizing for “One Size Fits Most” means that it should fit anyone between 90-160 lbs. I’m 5’4, 105 lbs, and my measurements are 32B-24-32. This actually fit me even though the cups were a little wonky on me because my breasts are on the small side. Other than that, it fell right on me and was comfortable to wear. If the cups weren’t too big, I’d be fine with it. Then again, I’m on the smaller end of the sizing spectrum, so that’s to be expected. If your breasts are on the smaller or larger side, the shoulder straps can be adjusted so that they fit you correctly. The vinyl does have a slight bit of a stretch to it, but not so much that it supports or conforms to larger breasts. If you have large breasts, it might end up with a small gap underneath them (which is even evident on the model in the product picture). You can also unzip the zipper a little to give your boobies some breathing room if you need to. On those with smaller chests, this doesn’t really work, as it creates even more of a gap in the cups.

The chemise from the top of the zipper to the bottom is 18” long. For me, this hits right about where thigh-highs do on me, and I have the torso of someone who is 5’6 and short legs. The bottom of the chemise is 20 ¾” long, or 41 ½” around, so it should fit those with larger thighs and hips.

My guess at more accurate sizing:
DreamGirl Sizing – 90-160 lbs.
Personal suggestion – 120-140lbs
Bra size – 34B-36C
Hips – Up to 36”

In other words, this will fit your best if you're a size 4-8 and totally proportionate in your chest area.

Care

Overall, this set doesn’t seem like it should need too much care. If you decide to wear the thong, it can be washed with your normal laundry. The chemise can be washed in warm water with no detergent. Leave the chemise to air dry in a cool place. The chemise can easily be hung on an hanger in your closet or tucked in a lingerie drawer.
Follow-up commentary
I think I wore this once? I really don't have a desire to wear it again, either. It really doesn't do anything for me because I'm not a fan of that wrinkly boob effect it gives. The blindfold got tossed because it's so cheap and non-functional. If only . . .
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  • Contributor: Peggi
    I think this is SO sexy! Thanks for reviewing on it, and giving your sizing input. I think that the One Size might actually fit me!
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Beck
    Thanks for sharing. I have this, but I do not like it anymore
  • Contributor: laceypanties
    Thank you!!
  • Contributor: geliebt
    So cute, but I think it'd probably end up too small on me. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: eeep
    Great review, sucks that it will only work on certain figures well.
  • Contributor: laceypanties
    Thank you!!
  • Contributor: MsRigby
    Thanks for sharing this review.
  • Contributor: ViVix
    Glad I didn't buy it based on their sizing!
  • Contributor: Hallmar82
    Thanks for the info on sizing!
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    TY!
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Excellent review!
  • Contributor: kinkystar
    Thanks!
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