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Zombie Cock!

A flattering little number adorned with funny little guys and gals, showing what their momma's gave 'em. The breathable cotton/spandex material and flattering a-line cut make this a cute nighty to flounce around it, that is if you can stop laughing about the characters parading their goods all over it!
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Pros:
Soft and comfortable
HILARIOUS
Flattering cut
Cons:
May shrink in the dryer
Overtime the characters may fade
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
The Naughty People Chemise by Coquette is soft, comfortable and hilarious. Made of a soft cotton/spandex blend, the fabric is smooth against the skin, and has enough stretch to mold to your curves and move with you. It's simple A-line cut will flatter a range of body shapes, and the adjustable ribbon straps add a sweet touch to the chemise. The ribbons straps are of the flimsy polyester ribbon variety, so some care must be taken with them because if the snag, they will fray into oblivion.

It measures 21 inches long, and the size I received(Small) measures 28-44 in the bust and 40-60 in the hip. On my 4'11 frame the chemise falls to the very tops of my thighs, showing “bottom bum cleavage”, which my husband is a fan of.

It's comfortable to wear, but if your ample bottomed, as I am, it may bunch up around the waist in the night if you use it as a night gown.

The design on the aptly named Naughty People Chemise, is tons of adorable little nude characters, a mix of male and female, with comically proportioned genitalia. My personal favorite is the little Zombie guy, because honestly, how many times will you be able to say “Looks sweetie! ZombieCock!” Among the characters featured there is a skeleton, cat-woman, devil, vampire, and two little guys having a “sword fight” to name a few.

It's white, so its not exactly stain proof, but it is machine washable (cold, gentle cycle) and is probably best if line dried as the dryer might shrink it. I'd also avoid harsh detergents to prevent fading of the characters. Treat the ribbon straps with a little care since, as I said, they're prone to fraying if they snag.

All said and done, it's a great purchase! It's adorable, comfortable and flattering to all figures.
The characters on it are totally made of win.
C'mon, say it with me…ZOMBIECOCK!
Follow-up commentary
Since I've lost some weight this nightie is fitting a little less clingy, and it's still damned hilarious! ZOMBIECOCK....it still makes me giggle!
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  • Valentinka
    Valentinka  
    Great review for a great product ) thanks!
  • al16
    al16  
    This is so funny, I adore this!
  • wetone123
    wetone123  
    Ilove this chemise! Will it be available for purchase? Great review! Run Taco Run!
  • tits only
    tits only  
    nice review
  • Sunshineamine
    Sunshineamine  
    Thanks for the review, love this chemise. I think it is a must have.
  • ParisLove
    ParisLove  
    soo cute! Thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Love the review. Love the title. THANKS. This IS cute.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Love the review. Love the title. THANKS. This IS cute.
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    This woud be a good choice.
  • laceypanties
    laceypanties  
    Thank you!!
  • geliebt
    geliebt  
    Lovely review, thanks!
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    nice review
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