7th heaven bangin' beaver review by Pipedream

I’ll admit that this is my first rabbit vibe, and I wasn’t sure what to expect. Looking at the package, the first thing that came to mind was, “Wow! It’s big!” And after a trip to the local sex shop for some additional lube, I was ready to take the 7th Heaven Bangin’ Beaver for a test run.

The Beaver Bullet has seven different speeds ranging from almost ticklish to earth shattering. Enclosed in the neck of the penis are three rows of metal, rotating balls, which spin at, you guessed it, seven speeds. That makes 49 possible combinations of orgasmic pleasure.

Even while inserted, the buttons are very easy to push and are spaced out far enough so that you don’t accidentally turn off the vibe; which is always a downer, especially if you are right on the brink of orgasm. It would be wise to get a good idea of the different settings and how they affect the vibration before usage since the vibe will be awkwardly positioned.

I loved the jelly material; it made the vibe feel so much more realistic. However, as a helpful hint, be careful where you lay the beaver down because it tends to attract lint and fuzz.

The only downsides I saw with this vibe were that it’s not waterproof and that the battery cover was loose and tended to slip while in use. However, I do not believe this to be a product defect, as I think I broke it while trying to snap the battery pack back into place.

This toy was a little loud if set on the highest vibration setting and was easily heard through the covers. It could barely be heard through a closed door and easily covered up by music or the television.

All in all, the 7th Heaven Bangin’ Beaver is amazing; I’m not sure I’d recommend it as a first time rabbit because it is a little large, but it is definitely worth the money.